Who do you want as the next manager? New poll option.

[Irreverent ad]

Almost certainly bollocks.

No, I don't think so.

Agreed. The guy who says it has decent access to Randy's planes destinations.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Fags are illegal in Norway. But then, so is shooting schoolchildren with a rifle

Good news for the Youth team.

[damon loves JT]

I bet Dave Whelan doesn't have a plane. The man who organises a minute's applause for not getting relegated again.

[Chris Jameson]

Did Villa have a minutes applause in the 37th minute at Norwich in recognition of the amount of goals scored this season?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I bet Dave Whelan doesn't have a plane. The man who organises a minute's applause for not getting relegated again.

He just has a bloke that follows him round with a big bowl of tripe so he can rest his little round smarmy face in it.

[Stu]

Maz give him a break just posting what he has been told

No problems mate, I've been on here long enough to know that........ big Mazrim Alpha Male(beats chest)

Don't forget that Maz owes this forum his knackers, after he swore he'd cut them off if Bolton ever spent £8m on a player...just before they bought Anelka for just that amount.

I've got them on sat a shelf in a jar here, like the dad in The Wasp Factory.

We still haven't heard anything from McLeish. Do you think Maz has tied him to a kite and flown him out to sea?

[JUAN PABLO]

I would have thought the norwegian league would be the same level as our second division ,at least Fergie did not recommend Bruce to us.

Haven't we got a massive fan base in Norway as well , it will keep those guys happy.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Did Villa have a minutes applause in the 37th minute at Norwich in recognition of the amount of goals scored this season?

You obviously missed the 86 minutes of revered silence at the Bolton game in recognition of the shite on view.

[maidstonevillain]

So long as we don't get Anders Breivik as manager.

He would be the only one in our set up who can shoot straight.

Sorry if that is in bad taste, but Damon started it.

[villanic]

If we can’t get Lambert then I personally wouldn’t mind Solskjear.

The difference between him and the other manager’s to have played for Fergie is that he had the balls to go back to his own country and do it on his own with an un-fancied team unlike the likes of Bruce who are happy in Fergies shadow.

A Manure fan I work with has been saying for a while that the belief up there is Solskjear is the most likely of all the junior fergies to be a success.

[phantom limb]

I think Solskjaer is a good shout personally, and doesn't come with the air of shitness that some of the usual suspects like McCarthy, Bruce, Curbishley already have.

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Maybe Oyvind Leonhardson as player manager with Aha's Morten Harket as DOF? Vibrant.

[Mazrim]

Almost certainly bollocks.

No, I don't think so.

Agreed. The guy who says it has decent access to Randy's planes destinations.

In fairness, I heard something before he let it out but its nothing too explicit. I'll do some digging (and also some work...ffs).

[Fingers]

Maybe Oyvind Leonhardson as player manager with Aha's Morten Harket as DOF? Vibrant.

That's an interesting train of thought

[damon loves JT]

If I applied, maybe he would take on me in some capacity