Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[not3bad]

Today I'm not only waiting on the transfer window but I'm waiting on the outcome of a job interview.  My current job isn't something I can keep my mind on.

[Toronto Villa]

Just had a text off a Spuds mate...'Planning for the Championship I see'.  Can't argue with that can you?

 you should respond by saying, "but you've got Villas-Boas. Enjoy him talking complete bollocks, crouching on the touchline like drunk bird taking a piss behind a car, and eventually being fired in February having pissed away Levy's millions with the club lying 7th and out of CL contention"

[not3bad]

Just had a text off a Spuds mate...'Planning for the Championship I see'.  Can't argue with that can you?

Hard to argue with it.

How about "at least I'm not a Spurs wanker"?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

News in that Hutton has been approached by an agency to be 'the face of Wetherspoons'

[Toronto Villa]

I thought Warnock did ok when he went into midfield towards the end of last season. I'd be happy to keep him around as a back up midfielder. Hutton however was horrendous. Beye was better than him.

Warnock's a wanker. It's why two managers have gone out of their way to completely eliminate him from first team affairs.

[Hairbandinho]

SSN are utter wankers. Jim White can go fuck himself

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Need some inside info on what's going on.

Can we get General Cacklick back on the site?

[Axl Rose]

Spurs paying £22m for Moutinho.

Edit: Ooops, wrong transfer thread.

I hate spurrrrrrrrrrrrzzz. Very jealous of that. He's an excellent player. Wish we were signing someone of that ilk

[Mazrim]

Need some inside info on what's going on.

Can we get General Cacklick back on the site?

Not worthy of you Mark.

[PeterWithesShin]

SSN are utter wankers. Jim White can go fuck himself

Indeed. I'm watching it online and am so glad I don't give them my money.

[Ozzjim]

SSN Twitter saying Frank Fielding passed a medical at Villa - keeper isn't he?

[Toronto Villa]

SSN Twitter saying Frank Fielding passed a medical at Villa - keeper isn't he?

24yr old Derby keeper. Former England U21

[VILLA MOLE]

SSN have just shown Mr Shouty walking into the building and called him 'Mr Transfer Man'. Oh dear.

talk about hype yourself up with grandiose delusions. they do need to be reminded they did not fucking invent the game

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Need some inside info on what's going on.

Can we get General Cacklick back on the site?

Not worthy of you Mark.

Meant to write Ckrulak, but my finger slipped.

[PaulWinch again]

Come on Villa just an ambitious, exciting signing please.