Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[N'ZMAV]

Howard Webb signing for Man Utd.

[The Man With A Stick]

Steve Bull just spotted getting on the number 11 by the Crown & Cushion, he's Villa-bound too.

Talking of Pob though, I saw him in Comet last Boxing Day.

[Percy McCarthy]

I genuinely did see Lionel Messi in Comet a few weeks ago. Only on the telly though.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Hans Krankl on a Bosman

[Clampy]

Howard Webb signing for Man Utd.

I thought he'd signed for them years ago.

[Brend'Watkins]

Howard Webb signing for Man Utd.

I thought he'd signed for them years ago.

I think they have to off load Phil Dowd first before the deal can go through.

[paul_e]

Howard Webb signing for Man Utd.

I thought he'd signed for them years ago.

I think they have to off load Phil Dowd first before the deal can go through.

Nah they'll make room in the squad for such an important player, particularly for his displays at old trafford last season.

[olaftab]

United have signed Stuart Attwell. The Club said they plan to develop him  into a completely useless official who delivers decisions that  are totally biased in United's favour but based on his record so far will be seen as just incompetent.

[eastie]

I still think another striker would be useful as we all saw what happened when bent was injured- personally id love to see berbatov, a quality striker and great link up player too and think he would fit in nicely , i doubt we will sign him though.

[not3bad]

Berbatov linked with West Ham, as is just about everyone else at the minute.

[Damo70]

Neil Webb has just been spotted in Newtown.

Confirmed. He was delivering post in that area.

[Mazrim]

"Here's a list of players we have no hope of signing as ordered Lord Cackbeard."

"Excellent, have the Tumnuscopter ready. We have a meeting with some gullible fleet street gobshites. They will swallow it like Karren Brady swallows nadpoles... sorry Karren I didn't see you there. "

[luke25]

Berbatov linked with West Ham, as is just about everyone else at the minute.

Gold and Sullivan are brilliant for comedy.

[paul_e]

Berbatov linked with West Ham, as is just about everyone else at the minute.

Gold and Sullivan are brilliant for comedy.

Hope this doesn't bite me in the arse, but it really will sum the pair up to be linked to Berbatov and end up with Collins.

[Matt Collins]

He seems the type of signing we might go for. Young, different type Of forward but not a guaranteed starter.

I did look at his YouTube highlights however. And he seemed to get about 10 penalties last year, plus a load where the keeper has dived over the ball.