Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Percy McCarthy]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

Hutton can go but I want to keep Warnock.

Problem solved. Hutton to Small Heath, Warnock to Louzie!

[luke25]

We have to get rid of Warnock, he's been shit for to long, with some players they go through bad patches but you think theres still a good player in there. With Warnock I just think he's a liability, he looked slightly better in midfield as his errors did'nt cost us as much as when he's in defence.

[Mazrim]

Warnock and Hutton can and most likely will do one. Thank fuck.

[TheSandman]

When Wanksock and Hutton leave I'm putting out the bunting. If that clod-footed blimp Dunne leaves too I might buy a bottle of champagne.

[Louzie0]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

Hutton can go but I want to keep Warnock.

Problem solved. Hutton to Small Heath, Warnock to Louzie!

Thanks.  There's an opening for a butler downstairs.

[TheSandman]

I don't think he'd be much use for that Louzie I'm afraid. If someone came to your door he'd either be in the wrong part of the house and unable to get to the door in time, or he'd charge into the door foot first braking it off the hinges, on top of your completely bemused guest.

[Louzie0]

Right.  So - pool boy, he can't get that wrong.  Probably good at water polo.

[pauliewalnuts]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

Hutton can go but I want to keep Warnock.

Problem solved. Hutton to Small Heath, Warnock to Louzie!

Thanks.  There's an opening for a butler downstairs.

I'll bet there is.

F'naar f'naar

[Mazrim]

[Louzie0]

Applicants interested in filling the vacancy are invited to fill in the requisite forms.
Stephen's in the pool, I'm looking for real class off the ball to buff up the silver and hand around the canapes.
It's a tough job but...somebody's out there.

[LeeB]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

Hutton can go but I want to keep Warnock.

Problem solved. Hutton to Small Heath, Warnock to Louzie!

Thanks.  There's an opening for a butler downstairs.

I'll bet there is.

F'naar f'naar

He'd use the wrong door.

[LeeB]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

That article felt like a million miles away in April.

[Rigadon]

I don't think he'd be much use for that Louzie I'm afraid. If someone came to your door he'd either be in the wrong part of the house and unable to get to the door in time, or he'd charge into the door foot first braking it off the hinges, on top of your completely bemused guest.

Haha.  Or make a perfectly good walk to the door to greet the guest, only to slip at the least opportune moment clutching his head or ankle in agony while the guest sneaks in to to take your best china plates.

[citizenDJ]

I doubt there is much in it, but The Tmes this morning has it that Carroll may be leaving Liverpool this summer (they suggest a loan to AC Milan...).

I don't think it's very likely, or even financially possible, but I wonder how many of us would be happy with him as a signing this summer. For what it's worth, I think he's a good player and if we were going to play 4-4-2 at all I think he'd be ideal.

[Dr Butler]

Try to hold back the tears but tomorrow's Mirror reports Hutton & Warnock to go:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-want-to-keep-darren-1137748

Hutton can go but I want to keep Warnock.

Problem solved. Hutton to Small Heath, Warnock to Louzie!

Thanks.  There's an opening for a butler downstairs.

you rang m'lady ?