Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Mazrim]

I'd just rather never have to deal with Spurs again but they have some good players going to waste.

[Damo70]

Seeing as anish players do tend to hit the ground running in the English game - as do the Scandinavians in general, i'd go for Kjaer at centre-half if he was available.

Anish? Did you mean Danish or Amish? I reckon a Dane would settle in easier. An Amish player might have some issues with getting aboard the team coach and wearing the shirt and shorts.

[Surrey Villain]

It could be that Spurs are taking the piss with their comedy player values again. Or we have a better target in mind.

And if that's the case I truly hope we told them do one.  We can't keep helping Spurs finance dutch midfield maestros and developing their young talent for them.

They've got to raise the money to pay Harry off somehow!

[UK Redsox]

Seeing as anish players do tend to hit the ground running in the English game - as do the Scandinavians in general, i'd go for Kjaer at centre-half if he was available.

Anish? Did you mean Danish or Amish? I reckon a Dane would settle in easier. An Amish player might have some issues with getting aboard the team coach and wearing the shirt and shorts.

I once saw a group of Amish in South Station, Boston, MA. They were eating a McDonalds takeout. I guess that their rules are more relaxed these days.

[Jon Crofts]

The Amish can eat at McDonalds they're not vegan, as long as they got there by horse & cart of course.

[Steve67]

The Amish can eat at McDonalds they're not vegan, as long as they got there by horse & cart of course.

I'd like to see that in the drive thru.  Could be good.

[LeeB]

The Amish can eat at McDonalds they're not vegan, as long as they got there by horse & cart of course.

I'd like to see that in the drive thru.  Could be good.

You should visit Dublin.

[Karl Bridges]

[Steve67]

   Ok, ok, I need to get out more!!  I get it.

Dublin to be visited, and I don't mean Dion.  On a list of things to do before I'm 50.  6 years to go.

[Jon Crofts]

Really?  It will have you captivated for about an hour, then you'll realise there is fuck all to it.

[KRS]

It could be that Spurs are taking the piss with their comedy player values again. Or we have a better target in mind.

Spurs owe us one after selling us a lemon in the form of Hutton

Dont they owe us for the Jenas deal too?

I'd be surprised if theres any transfer activity at Spurs until they replace 'Arry.

[UK Redsox]

I think that I'd managed to blank Jenas out of my memory of last season.

The least impact that a player has had since Mathieu Berson

[Damo70]

Don't stop at Jenus. If you have successfully blanked him from your memory I would carry on bit by bit until the whole season is a total blank.

[Shrek]

Remember Delph and Makoun will be like new signings.

[OCD]

We hope so anyway. There are still questions over the pair of them.