Finding Villans

[Tom Sawyer]

I used to know someone who I thought was my mate, but then he turned out to be a snidey backstabbing bastard with a limp. I lent him a walking stick, but when he got better he ran off with it. His name if I remember correctly was Stuart Downing. Anyone remember him?

[Dave Clark Five]

.... since the last time I saw him circa 1972 ...

Now that was what I call happy days.
An old mate of mine is around the age of 52 and comes from Marston Green. I will ask him if he has seen him. My mates name isn't Neil Thomas, by the way.

[German James]

How much I  love British humour, this thread is fantastic!

 Sono contento, Archie! Possiedi tu la pompa pneumatica mio?