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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Virgil Caine on February 18, 2012, 12:13:04 PM

Title: Finding Villans
Post by: Virgil Caine on February 18, 2012, 12:13:04 PM
Mods,

I am keen to trace a mate who I used to go to the Villa with in the 60's and early 70's- is there a facility on here like a Villa Fans Reunited?

Any guidance would be appreciated

Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 18, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
You could just put his name on here, on VillaTalk and maybe ask the club programme too. Bound to find him eventually.

I take it you've just remembered he owes you a fiver?
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 18, 2012, 06:57:44 PM
I take it you've done the obvious of searching Facebook and Friends Reunited? Of course if his name is Dave Smith it may be a bit harder.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: German James on February 18, 2012, 07:19:01 PM
Dave Smith? I know him!
Title: Villans
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 18, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Bloody Hell, Dave Smith? Haven't seen him for years. I will go on the old MyTwitBook and invite him out for a drink, to reminisce about old times. Then, when his guard's down... BANG! "Dave, you remember that fiver you owe me?"
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: German James on February 18, 2012, 11:13:17 PM
He owes me £7.50 and a new pump for my air-mattress. Do you know if he's still driving the forklift?
Title: Villans
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 19, 2012, 01:00:40 AM
Yes he is. I saw him driving it down my street the other day with a cardboard box on it. There was nothing in the cardboard box except for the fiver he owes me. The piss taking bastard.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: German James on February 19, 2012, 01:32:41 AM
No sign of my mattress pump, I suppose? He's got a cheek! I know he had all that trouble with the identity theft (apparently it turned out he had a licence for the goat) but that doesn't give him the right to taunt his creditors like that. I should clamp him as he goes past next time.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Dave Cooper please on February 19, 2012, 02:15:54 AM
Anyone want a mattress pump, dead cheap? Slight goat wear.

Dave Smith (nee Cooper)
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: German James on February 19, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
No, no that's fine. You hang on to it.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Virgil Caine on February 19, 2012, 07:50:37 PM
Whilst wary of joining you in this abstract and surreal world I can confirm that the old mate in question is Neil Thomas aged about 52, who lived in Marston Green and whose late and great father was named Ralph. I suspect that he may have owned a mattress pump at some part of his life, however I can neither confirm or deny that he has or ever had an acquaintance called Dave Smith, who sounds a thoroughly untrustworthy and dodgy character.

Neil  never borrowed money off me, however if he had done the compound interest I could have levied since the last time I saw him circa 1972 would amount to a sum not to be sniffed at.

Thank you to all of you, I am sure that I am not alone in losing contact with fellow Villans, we are after all one big happy, if rather dysfunctional,family.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: TheSandman on February 19, 2012, 08:53:52 PM
Maybe the mods/admins could move this to the main board where it will get more attention?
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Archie on April 24, 2012, 10:00:58 AM
How much I  love British humour, this thread is fantastic!
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 24, 2012, 10:13:16 AM
I take it that Neil Thomas is in no way related to Terry 'What an absolute shower' Thomas or Terry 'Tight Lines' Thomas?

Neither of whom would ever have need for a mattress pump but would borrow money off you at every given opportunity.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Tom Sawyer on April 24, 2012, 10:19:57 AM
I used to know someone who I thought was my mate, but then he turned out to be a snidey backstabbing bastard with a limp. I lent him a walking stick, but when he got better he ran off with it. His name if I remember correctly was Stuart Downing. Anyone remember him?
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: Dave Clark Five on April 24, 2012, 10:29:49 AM
.... since the last time I saw him circa 1972 ...

Now that was what I call happy days.
An old mate of mine is around the age of 52 and comes from Marston Green. I will ask him if he has seen him. My mates name isn't Neil Thomas, by the way.
Title: Re: Finding Villans
Post by: German James on April 24, 2012, 12:40:59 PM
How much I  love British humour, this thread is fantastic!

 Sono contento, Archie! Possiedi tu la pompa pneumatica mio?
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