Newcastle United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[robbo1874]

Reckon we'll scrape a point. Obvious reasons- its gonna be a tough hard fought match and our away form being better than our home form, we might be able to hold on.

2-2 my prediction

[JJ-AV]

Defeat. 2-1.

[OzVilla]

2-2 with Bent getting both for us.

[TimTheVillain]

My prediction: Mark Lawrenson to be found with his wrists bound behind his back with coathanger wire, drowned in a bucket of runny pigshit

Wearing a dodgy shirt ?

[itbrvilla]

More defensive howlers for us. 3-1 to the topless body wobblers.

[Mister E]

More defensive howlers for us. 3-1 to the topless body wobblers.

LOL. What a fine description of those barcoded northerners who follow the best-supported club in the world.

[Mazrim]

My prediction: Mark Lawrenson to be found with his wrists bound behind his back with coathanger wire, drowned in a bucket of runny pigshit

Oh yes, yes please.

I'd even gladly take a defeat to these unibrowed, feral imbeciles for such an outcome.

[Mike Jeffries]

My prediction: Mark Lawrenson to be found with his wrists bound behind his back with coathanger wire, drowned in a bucket of runny pigshit

Oh yes, yes please.

I'd even gladly take a defeat to these unibrowed, feral imbeciles for such an outcome.

A tad harsh on the runny pigshit, but it will do.

[Gareth]

3-1 to Villa

Hoping the Geordies think its a formality and we can put them away

[Vanilla]

I have just read that Villa haven't scored from a corner this season. I had heard this before, but to see it in print makes you think that the set piece chapter from our training manuel is being utilised as bog paper during this cost cutting period. 

[Legion]

Yes we have. Richard Dunne.

[mattjpa]

Yes we have. Richard Dunne.

it may have not been included as it wasnt direct from the corner. Petrov and keane played a 1-2 didnt they? Pedantic if not...

[Legion]

Yes, it was a very well-worked corner routine.

[TheTimVilla]

is Gabby fit or what?

He's not my type but each to their own.

But you would though, wouldn't you?

[mattjpa]

Yes, it was a very well-worked corner routine.

agreed, Just saying. I dont know what we have been doing wrong but im glad changing it up bought a bit of fruition. I remember when we had Laursen and Mellberg at the back, I honestly thought we would score from every one, corners were cheered like we had won a penalty almost. Now i just get worried we will get hit on the break.  Why are Dunne and Collins so bad at converting?