Newcastle United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Villanation]

One thing I have to see, and that's the Geordie boys stripped to the waist in this weather, showing there glorious man boobs and 86inch waists.

Have to say it, Newcastle for all 3, we have been getting away with 45mins of decent football to save us of late, Newcastle will be a different proposition and we will have to put in a full shift to make any impact, hope I'm wrong, just can't see Villa are set up for this.

C'mon you Villa boys, even a point would do the trick.

[Bully2345]

We have lost our best corner takers. We no longer have the likes of Young, Downing, Milner, Barry etc as corner taking options. Petrov's corners are dreadful but we have very few options

[Irish villain]

Yes, it was a very well-worked corner routine.

agreed, Just saying. I dont know what we have been doing wrong but im glad changing it up bought a bit of fruition. I remember when we had Laursen and Mellberg at the back, I honestly thought we would score from every one, corners were cheered like we had won a penalty almost. Now i just get worried we will get hit on the break.  Why are Dunne and Collins so bad at converting?

Martin Laursen. How I wish he hadn't been forced to retire early

[supertom]

We have lost our best corner takers. We no longer have the likes of Young, Downing, Milner, Barry etc as corner taking options. Petrov's corners are dreadful but we have very few options

Albrighton, N'Zogbia, Ireland, Bannan, and while he's here, Keane should be taking them. I don't Stan should take another corner whilst he's at the club. He barely beats the first man.

[Rigadon]

Just read 'Lawro's' prediction - we aren't a big club apparently.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/lawros-predictions/

I wonder what fans of clubs like Halifax or Brighton make of that kind of bollox? 

[Risso]

Just read 'Lawro's' prediction - we aren't a big club apparently.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/lawros-predictions/
 

I don't think he's ever made that point before, and I was under the impression that he considered us on a par with Barcelona and the 1970s Brazil team.  This has come as a huge shock to me, as you can imagine.

[Rigadon]

Just read 'Lawro's' prediction - we aren't a big club apparently.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/lawros-predictions/
 

I don't think he's ever made that point before, and I was under the impression that he considered us on a par with Barcelona and the 1970s Brazil team.  This has come as a huge shock to me, as you can imagine.

Yes, truly flabbergasted.  To clarify, I couldn't care less, it's just an odd thing to (repeatedly) say. 

[spangley1812]

Given, Hutton, Cuellar, Dunne, Warnock, N’Zogbia, Ireland, Petrov, Clark, Bent, Keane. Subs: Guzan, Weimann, Gardner, Bannan, Baker, Lichaj, Heskey.

[berneboy]

Given, Hutton, Cuellar, Dunne, Warnock, N’Zogbia, Ireland, Petrov, Clark, Bent, Keane. Subs: Guzan, Weimann, Gardner, Bannan, Baker, Lichaj, Heskey.

Hello Spangley feller. Where do you have this from - I've been searching!

[spangley1812]

Given, Hutton, Cuellar, Dunne, Warnock, N’Zogbia, Ireland, Petrov, Clark, Bent, Keane. Subs: Guzan, Weimann, Gardner, Bannan, Baker, Lichaj, Heskey.

Hello Spangley feller. Where do you have this from - I've been searching!

Hi..........It appeared on Facebook

[Mazrim]

I thnk Villa must have hurt Lawro at some point.
Maybe he reads us calling him a slouching, potbellied, BHS shirt wearing, bollocks-talking, cock dusting, camp gobshite.
I hope so anyway.

We'll always be the orginal big club even if we're not always a force on the field, fuckface. Deal with it.

Now, has anybody got any old wire coathangers and a vat of runny pigshit?