Special message to the guy in the Trocadero on Sat night

[joe_c]

I remember going to Snobs wearing Devils horns one Halloween years ago when I was going through my transgender operation and some bloke shagged me in the toilets.

I was amazed by his tiny cock and lack of personal hygiene. 

The way I read it, the devil horns were cheltenhamlion's. It's an enduring image.

[damon loves JT]

Every time I think I have read the funniest thread on H&V...

[Percy McCarthy]

We had a new gaffer in the White Hart once who decide he was going to put an end to the recreational use of certain substances in the toilet. On his third day in the job there was a big fire in the car park.

Or in his car to be more precise.

EDIT: sorry, thought I was on the 'rough pubs' thread.

[villanic]

For sticky floors you would be hard pressed to beat the academy.

Sam Wellers had the stickiest floors of any pub I’ve ever been in. As soon as you walked through the door you where struggling to keep your shoes on!

[Mazrim]

The floor of the Hummingbird was so sticky that Solvite use to buy flooring from there for their adverts, complete with some poor bloke who was still stuck to it in his white suit. He shouldn't have drank so many £1 Redstripe cans.

[D.boy]

The only times I ventured into B'ham town centre at night was to go to concerts at places like the Hummingbird.
Never drank in town in my youth.

[Walmley_Villa]

The floor of the Hummingbird was so sticky that Solvite use to buy flooring from there for their adverts, complete with some poor bloke who was still stuck to it in his white suit. He shouldn't have drank so many £1 Redstripe cans.

That will have been me..

[The Laughing Policeman]

What, no mentions for The Greyhound off Holloway Head?

I'll have a pint of Rough and Black please.
Mind you our early 70's Friday nights used to start in the Costermonger, then on to the Troc, Bierkeller on New St. (below Bogarts)
The Shakespeare and finally the Greyhound. By which time we didn't care what we were drinking.

[Holte End Stylist]

I used to go to the Outrigger(ship ashore in later days)before it was knocked down and the royal george and synatras on snow hill owned by Tom Ryan of Ryans cafe fame(it's a mod thing) before going to snobs and getting in free as I knew the dj's(on certain nights).....I don't recognise Brum these day's if walking around
 

[adrenachrome]

Eight years ago to the day in the Troc, a crazy lady threw a glass at me and then came at me with a stool.

Gillian McKeith?

Party pooper innit.

[Pete3206]

Most bizarre sight I saw in the Troc was in the late 90's when a bloke had a row, then chinned a woman selling roses.

[Dave Clark Five]

What, no mentions for The Greyhound off Holloway Head?

I'll have a pint of Rough and Black please.
Mind you our early 70's Friday nights used to start in the Costermonger, then on to the Troc, Bierkeller on New St. (below Bogarts)
The Shakespeare and finally the Greyhound. By which time we didn't care what we were drinking.

What were you doing to miss out the old Yates's, The Windsor and The Temple Bar?
Finishing at the Greyhound would mean a rough Saturday.

[Bernie]

What, no mentions for The Greyhound off Holloway Head?

I'll have a pint of Rough and Black please.
Mind you our early 70's Friday nights used to start in the Costermonger, then on to the Troc, Bierkeller on New St. (below Bogarts)
The Shakespeare and finally the Greyhound. By which time we didn't care what we were drinking.

In the early/mid 70's there was an old* bloke called Ernie, looked like Captain Birdseye, who used to go in the Greyhound, get out of his head, then, sitting on his own, abuse people on the buses down the Bristol Road.   *Terrifyingly, he probably wasn't much older than I am now

[Dave Clark Five]

Those were the days when the only pubs on Broad Street were the Crown and the Westward Ho!

[Bernie]

Those were the days when the only pubs on Broad Street were the Crown and the Westward Ho!

Happy days...I used to go in the Westward some lunchtimes when I worked at the old Motor Tax office in Oozells Street. You used to see the ATV crowd in The Crown, I remember seeing Simon Smith & Billy Wright in there on occasions