Jermaine Jenas

[Risso]

I think I would rather my name rhymed with "menace" than "penis".

I thought your name was Chris?

Yes. Luckily that doesn't rhyme with anything insulting.

Chris?  You smell of piss.

[cdbearsfan]

If only I could think of some riposte.

Misso, Kisso, Swisso...? No, just can't think of anything.

[Legion]

Try: Martin likes farting.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Samantha Janus must be grateful her last name doesn't rhyme with anything either.

I feel sorry for her brother Hugh.

[IRISHPHIL]

i think jenas will start to take petrov postion, but while he is getting up to speed he will come on for petrov over next few months. this will also give petrov much needed rest

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Where I sit that was the general conclusion we came up with but we all said the same thing that Tottenham will either want him back if he comes good and will do a Kyle on us or alternatively the better he plays for us the more likely it is that we will not be able to afford his price tag.

It is the ultimate curse of being dependent on loan players.

He's out of contract at the end of the season, so we're test driving him now. Could turn out to be a good bit of business.

[paulcomben]

Jenas; here's hoping he's an injury-free Genius & unwanted by Tottingham.

[Shrek]

You'd think that we would have a buy-clause in the loan deal after the how Walker turned out.

[TheTimVilla]

I'm your Jenus, I'm your fire
At your desire

[nigel]

i think jenas will start to take petrov postion, but while he is getting up to speed he will come on for petrov over next few months. this will also give petrov much needed rest

Think you'll find it could be Heskeys roll he'll come in for, like Saturday.

[Legion]

Let's hope so.

[brian green]

If he is out of contract at the end of the season and we want to keep him bang goes our wage structure especially if we decide to keep Emile as a replacement for Shay Given.

[Dante Lavelli]

The economic climate is hopefully changing, so whilst Jenas' negotiation position is pretty strong I reckon 45k could get him with a decent signing on fee.

First he has to prove  he is good enough and not too injury prone.

[Caiphus]

He still has a year left with spurs after this season.

[lovejoy]

...he's also shit like Hutton.