I'd be delighted (for myself - I'd be sorry for those of you with more commitment than I've got).
I hate what football's become, I live nowhere near VP, I can seldom muster the enthusiasm to go to London aways, I recognise that we're as bad - more or less - as all the other 'EPL' fucknuts, I hate the way that fans' loyalty is exploited until they bleed, I hate that football encourages rational adults to behave like passive-aggressive spoilt children of the worst stripe, and I find the whole thing - even the actual games - totally obnoxious and the very worse thing is that every tiny thing that we do helps to enrich that fucking satan Murdoch.
And yet I still can't help, despite it all, giving a shit.