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Author Topic: Caption competition  (Read 10726 times)

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2011, 09:15:36 PM »
"Sunderland fans still think I play for them, deluded twats."

"I didn't know Barry Bannan wore glasses, he's taller than I thought he was as well."
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 09:40:37 PM by PeterWithesShin »
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Offline villarob

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2011, 09:38:27 PM »
Villa's new forward line; We won once, long time since
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Offline Jimbo

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2011, 09:39:42 PM »
"Hands up who thinks Stewart Downing's an ungrateful, disloyal, bottling, rat-faced maggot."
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Offline Surrey Villain

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2011, 09:41:06 PM »
Will somebody please remove this lad's finger from up my arse?

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Offline D.boy

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2011, 09:53:13 PM »
So that's where my G spot is.
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Offline DeKuip

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2011, 09:57:48 PM »
"I'm wearing my wife's knickers"
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Online KRS

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM »
"Chess? Here...use my shirt"
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Online Mellin

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2011, 10:50:01 PM »
Newly installed Villa Park roulette table is a massive success.
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Online KRS

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2011, 10:53:24 PM »
"Get your new Wirra shirts 'ere...come with flee chess board. No? Won buy DVD?"
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Offline mattjpa

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2011, 11:07:36 PM »
Ash-ree young, my hero!
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Online olaftab

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2011, 11:16:38 PM »
"So him no look bent...look very much straight to me?" said in a Chinese accent.
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Offline Lobsterboy

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2011, 11:17:22 PM »
What do you mean that's my new strike partner; I thought it was a Michael McIntyre lookalike Lady Boy!
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2011, 11:57:55 PM »
DB: "So I've just dropped a turd down the back of the lad in the check shirt and he thinks it was the bonzo with the bins behind me!"
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2011, 11:59:11 PM »
DB: "The Michael McIntyre lookalike still can't believe the size of my cock!"
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 08:55:11 AM by EffDee »
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Offline Brian Taylor

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2011, 02:37:57 AM »
600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.
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