Caption competition

[PeterWithesShin]

"Sunderland fans still think I play for them, deluded twats."

"I didn't know Barry Bannan wore glasses, he's taller than I thought he was as well."

[villarob]

Villa's new forward line; We won once, long time since

[Jimbo]

"Hands up who thinks Stewart Downing's an ungrateful, disloyal, bottling, rat-faced maggot."

[Surrey Villain]

Will somebody please remove this lad's finger from up my arse?

[D.boy]

So that's where my G spot is.

[DeKuip]

"I'm wearing my wife's knickers"

[KRS]

"Chess? Here...use my shirt"

[Mellin]

Newly installed Villa Park roulette table is a massive success.

[KRS]

"Get your new Wirra shirts 'ere...come with flee chess board. No? Won buy DVD?"

[mattjpa]

Ash-ree young, my hero!

[olaftab]

"So him no look bent...look very much straight to me?" said in a Chinese accent.

[Lobsterboy]

What do you mean that's my new strike partner; I thought it was a Michael McIntyre lookalike Lady Boy!

[Mister E]

DB: "So I've just dropped a turd down the back of the lad in the check shirt and he thinks it was the bonzo with the bins behind me!"

[Mister E]

DB: "The Michael McIntyre lookalike still can't believe the size of my cock!"

[Brian Taylor]

600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.