Random Stories About Footballers

[Duncan Shaw]

It's my new favourite thread!!

[cheltenhamlion]

I am enjoying the school myths and legends one immensely as well.

[villalion]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

[lovejoy]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Was it your eloquent use of the English language with which you attracted her?!

[Walmley_Villa]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

I know some members of his family - he isn't very popular

[Richard E]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Was it your eloquent use of the English language with which you attracted her?!

More importantly does your mate know you had first dibs at his missus?

[VILLA MOLE]

It's my new favourite thread!!

beats football !!

[villalion]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Was it your eloquent use of the English language with which you attracted her?!

No but it certainly wasn't my patronising and sanctimonious attitude toward others.

[Matt Collins]

I've got a good one second hand. A mate who lives in Newcastle was one player short for a game of five a side. They saw tino asprilla on the way to the sports centre and persuaded him to play. Apparently he was very very good but not unbelievable.

They also later played with john beresford. Although it may have been warren Barton I guess!

[Matt Collins]

Robbie Keane broke through as a 17 year old at wolves. My mates saw him in a club, reported to the bouncers he was under age, and got him thrown out

[richard moore]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Last of the great romantics....

[SoccerHQ]

I've seen Devlin jogging around Walmley on occasions so he still lives locally.

Love that merson story at Windsor. From memory Walsall actually lost that cup game!

[lovejoy]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Was it your eloquent use of the English language with which you attracted her?!

No but it certainly wasn't my patronising and sanctimonious attitude toward others.

No offence meant.

[VinnieChase84]

Best thread ever

[VILLA MOLE]

I knobbed devlins Mrs when he was playing for the blose. She went on to marry my mate.

Was it your eloquent use of the English language with which you attracted her?!

No but it certainly wasn't my patronising and sanctimonious attitude toward others.

No offence meant.

you made love to her if you please