Darren Bent, No.9, a new song?

[magic monks]

We love Carlos, but the tune is wasted if youre not a regular.

So..

"We took him off Potato Head
The Bent! The Bent!
'It's Villa Park for you' they said
The Bent! The Bent!

He gets the ball
He scores a goal
He puts defenders on the dole

Da-rren Bent is Villa's Number Nine!

La-laaa La-laa La-laa la-laah
La-laaaaaa La-laaaaa..
La-laaa La-laa La-laa la-laah
La-laah! La-laah!

He gets the ball
He scores a goal
He puts defenders on the dole

Da-rren Bent is Villa's Number Nine"

Ad infinitum/nauseum

[SO Villa]

With all due respect....

[Rip Van We Go Again]

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[pauliewalnuts]

We bought him off that Sunderland
Daz Bent, Daz Bent
He'll score us lots of goals they said
Daz Bent, Daz Bent

We've sold his two suppliers of goals
Our squad is gash, and full of holes

Darren Be-ent, sold in twelve months time

[Rip Van We Go Again]

To Chicago 'If you leave me now'

If you leave us Bent
You'll take away the biggest part of the team
Oo, oo, oo, no, Benty, please don't go
And if you leave us now
We'll have to play fucking Heskey
Oo, oo, oo, no, Benty, please don't go
Oo, oo, oo, Darren, I just want you to stay

A Striker like you is a striker that's hard to find
Who else would score at Arsenal away ?
We can't have Heskey he can't hit a cow's behind
How could you end it all this way ?
When tomorrow comes we'll all regret
Saying that Downing is gay

[Dave Cooper please]

Now we've got a striker called Darren
His spells will never be barren
He's always good in front of goal
Though he doesn't own a vole.
He's got a Villa shirt with 9 on
It's made of very cheap nylon
The Holte End will forever exclaim
With Benty up front we'll win every game..

Oh our perfect Benty
He'll score fifteen or twenty
He's the Villa's pride and joy
The Holte End's favourite golden boy.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

To Barry Manilows Copacobarna....

His name is Benty
Scores goals a plenty
And he shags spud faces daughter up the shunty
He wears the Nine-ah and plays a blinder
And he'll always be a star, Now Ashleys gone afar

[Chipsticks]

to the tune of 'Clint Eastwood'  by Gorillaz.

"He ain't happy, but he's feeling glad,
 Bent's come! for his wag
 It don't matter, how much he's paid
 he's here - cause he's getting laid."

[Villan For Life]

Clearly you all have far too much time on your hands.

[Legion]

We bought him off that Sunderland
Daz Bent, Daz Bent
He'll score us lots of goals they said
Daz Bent, Daz Bent

We've sold his two suppliers of goals
Our squad is gash, and full of holes

Darren Be-ent, sold in twelve months time

The winner.

[cdbearsfan]

One Darren Bent
There's only one Darren Bent
One Darren Bent
There's only one Darren Bent.

Repeat until everyone dies of boredom.

[Legion]

One Darren Bent
There's only one Darren Bent
One Darren Bent
There's only one Darren Bent.

[Legion]

Ad nauseum.

[IrishCockney]

Added into his existing song...

Darren Bent
Darren Bent
Daaarren Bent
Darren Bent

Darren Darren Darren Darren
Darren Bent
He's the best money
That we've ever spent

He hates the Bluescum
We all hate Bluescum
We all hate Bluescum
We all hate Bluescum

Needs a few more verses obviously