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Author Topic: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm  (Read 31544 times)

Offline dicedlam

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #120 on: February 21, 2016, 12:52:44 PM »
Don't think I imagined it but there was the time Ranting Rob's wife signed up to tell us he was having a spectacular midlife crisis and she had thrown him out.

She did. We told her we weren't interested.

Didn't he run off and shack up with some floozy over in America?

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #121 on: February 25, 2016, 07:32:17 PM »
"The fuhrer had no choice but to invade the east, Germany needed living space, it was unfortunate that so many people died, but unavoidable"

- jackthevillain

Probably the greatest thread on this version of the board

"I don't really agree with Hitler trying to exterminate all the Jews but let's face it - it made more economic sense than deporting them all to Madagascar".

Some of it is spectacular.

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #122 on: February 26, 2016, 11:37:37 AM »
Keep reading through to page 58 where we finally forced spk to crack!

Why is everyone getting so upset,If you were man enough to have a good loving woman you wouldnt be getting so arsey.You bunch of fuckin puffters,queens and sausage jockeys

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #123 on: February 26, 2016, 02:13:09 PM »
sausage jockeys! FFS, I've just emptied the contents of my coffee cup all over thescreen. Priceless.

Offline Villa in Denmark

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #124 on: February 26, 2016, 04:52:02 PM »
sausage jockeys! FFS, I've just emptied the contents of my coffee cup all over thescreen. Priceless.
That's an old one. It was doing the rounds as I finished school in the mid 80's.

Offline paul_e

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #125 on: February 26, 2016, 04:56:30 PM »
That thread is fantastic, I read it a year or so back and it's a perfect combination of hilarious, horrifying and bemusing.

Offline Richard E

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #126 on: February 26, 2016, 05:05:15 PM »
"Puffters." What an idiot.

Everyone knows you spell it "poofters."

Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #127 on: February 26, 2016, 06:09:13 PM »
That's a hell of a read.

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #128 on: February 26, 2016, 06:11:21 PM »
Its "eye uns"*1, you maapeh, you slaig, you maag!!!!!!!!!!

*1 Iron hoof = poof

Offline gnrpoison

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #129 on: February 26, 2016, 10:58:38 PM »
Wow that was entertaining, quite a marathon thread as well.

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #130 on: February 26, 2016, 11:44:46 PM »
Is there any value in exposing these bigoted morons further?


Percy could have written this after 5 pages or so, and it would have been just as true.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2016, 12:19:23 AM by adrenachrome »

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #131 on: February 27, 2016, 12:18:27 AM »
I'm on page 15. I keep telling myself that I don't need to see it all. I'll see it all.

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #132 on: February 27, 2016, 12:46:03 AM »
Point of order. Somebody (Stu?)said on circa p17 that 'Japan has the most homogenised society in the western world.' I'm on p21 and I'm yet to see anyone point out that Japan isn't in the western world. You communist running dogs.

Unless he was being ironic, like you Guardianistas always are, you filthy collaborationist pigs.

Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #133 on: February 27, 2016, 09:25:10 AM »
Point of order. Somebody (Stu?)said on circa p17 that 'Japan has the most homogenised society in the western world.' I'm on p21 and I'm yet to see anyone point out that Japan isn't in the western world. You communist running dogs.

Unless he was being ironic, like you Guardianistas always are, you filthy collaborationist pigs.

One can only assume he refers to "Western" as part of the neo-liberal pan-national military/industrial complex that transcends geography physically and culturally - either that or he doesn't know where Japan is?  ;-)

Offline paul_e

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Re: Subjects that have created an H&V Storm
« Reply #134 on: February 27, 2016, 10:50:41 AM »
Point of order, if you leave the UK and head west (and south a bit) you'd get to Japan, eventually.

 


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