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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2011, 02:59:55 AM »
how are you going to deal with the inevitable hysteria when rotate your squad for a cup game?
what will you buy the fans for dinner?
what do you want your banner to say?
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Online KevinGage

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2011, 03:45:14 AM »
Quote from: robinleper on June 07, 2011, 08:24:04 AM
Q1. Who are you?
Q2. What have achieved?
Q3. How much do you want?

If you have to ask the first two, chances are they shouldn't be anywhere near the running in the first place.


How about:

1. Do you still have an almost creepy attachment to any of your ex clubs who we might have to face this year?

2. Who would play you in the movie of your life?

3.  Anne Widdecombe:  Fcuk, fight or kill?
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Offline Sir Paul Merson

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2011, 09:30:31 AM »
first thing do you have the b**lls for the job, because we are ASTON VILLA and if you think you can handle pressure try working here. not many survive here DOL MON HOULIER. we have been ruining manager reps for years, so if you ain't got the minerals then dont bother
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Offline The Adventurer

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2011, 09:39:54 AM »
Is your name Slaven Bilic?

Do you want the job?

Can you start tomorrow?
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Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2011, 09:48:48 AM »
When the first banner appears in the Upper Holte telling you to F*** Off, will you?
Can you buy The Claret And Blue Army some new boots ? The ones they have now are worn out from marking time.
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Offline Salsa Party Animal

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2011, 11:22:00 AM »
Armed with knowledge and experience with working with Barcelona (and ajax) ?

1. Can you make our excellent academy producing similar standards players like Barcelona ?

2. Can you teach us Barcelona and Cryuff method ?

3. Will you be able to bulid the team around Scottish Xavi ?
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Offline Chris Harte

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2011, 05:03:26 PM »
Can you bring the keeper Foster with you?
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Offline Ross

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2011, 05:04:23 PM »
Did you sign Marlon King out of spite?
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Offline gervilla

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2011, 07:33:42 PM »
Would you please fuck off back to St Andrews ?
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Offline *shellac*

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2011, 07:22:48 AM »
Why?

Do you feel dirty?

You have to cleansed before you have anything related to us, ok?
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2011, 08:18:40 AM »
Q. Did Bill Kenwright get down on his knees and beg you not to leave?
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Offline DeKuip

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2011, 10:58:14 AM »
Why the email, wouldn't a postcard from Corsica have pissed them off even more?
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Offline Rick_avfc

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
Quote from: CJ on June 06, 2011, 06:21:28 PM
Q1. Is your name Steve McClaren?
A.    Yes
Q2. Why are you still here?
Q3. Would you mind closing the door on your way out?

LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Offline drisaac

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2011, 11:30:02 AM »
When you have a sausage sandwich, do you prefer red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all?
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Offline Rick_avfc

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Re: Questions for Our New Manager
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2011, 11:31:17 AM »
Do you require an umbrella in the dug out?
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