Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: ROBA1 on June 06, 2011, 06:17:11 PM
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I was thinking what 3 questions would you ask any of the managers who are in the frame for the Villa hot seat. Perhaps not what they have achieved but their plans for Villa. What you think?
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Q1. Is your name Steve McClaren?
A. Yes
Q2. Why are you still here?
Q3. Would you mind closing the door on your way out?
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Q1. Is your name Steve McClaren?
A. Yes
Q2. Why are you still here?
Q3. Would you mind closing the door on your way out?
Excellent.
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Q1. Who are you?
Q2. What have achieved?
Q3. How much do you want?
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1. How would you feel about putting Ashley Young on the naughty step ?
2. Do you know a diet which would turn Richard dunne into a size 8 ?
3. Can you make it clear to Downing that when you have a broken leg and claim on the social you do not get £60k a week ?
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Who are you?
How much do you want?
Can you work miricles
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Is your nickname Second Choice?
(Silence)
Is your nickname Second Choice?
(Silence)
Let me repeat, is your nickname Second Choice?
Yes.
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If I was Randy Lerner they'd be:
What are your ambitions for this club, where should we be in four years time?
Will you take the cup competitions seriously? We need some silver here you know
Here's £40m, how are you going to spend my money?
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If I was Randy Lerner they'd be:
What are your ambitions for this club, where should we be in four years time?
Will you take the cup competitions seriously? We need some silver here you know
Here's £40m, how are you going to spend my money?
If I were Randy Lerner, those would not be questions, it would be more like:
These are my ambitions for the club, this is where we expect to be in four years time. Can you achieve that and how?
You will take the cup competitions seriously, ok?
When you identify a player that you want to buy, come to me with a sensible case and I will support you. Any issues with that?
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What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favourite colour?
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All I need to know is
How are you going to get our top players to stay and can you encourage top players to join Aston Villa?
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Would you be OK with picking the side and transfer targets based upon the general consensus from an internet forum?
What do you think of Spurs' wagebill?
Why didn't Gareth Barry take the penalty?
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Can you play in goal as well?
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What's your favourite food?
What is your biggest dislike?
Who would you most like to meet?
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Have you been brainwashed by the media into thinking finishing fourth and qualifying for a qualifyer for the CL is glory and dancing around Wembley with the FA cup is nothing?
Do you think that you should just let people who don't want to play for the club go and it's then about who you bring in? For Barry, Milner and Young you could say Gidman, Gray and Deehan.Just buy the new Swain, Bremner, Morley and Withe.
Can you ask for 110% commitment from players and fans in your programme notes?
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If I was Randy Lerner they'd be:
What are your ambitions for this club, where should we be in four years time?
Will you take the cup competitions seriously? We need some silver here you know
Here's £40m, how are you going to spend my money?
If I were Randy Lerner, those would not be questions, it would be more like:
These are my ambitions for the club, this is where we expect to be in four years time. Can you achieve that and how?
You will take the cup competitions seriously, ok?
When you identify a player that you want to buy, come to me with a sensible case and I will support you. Any issues with that?
100% agree, Randy sets out what HE wants and the new manager must provide a case for why he is the right man to achive it.
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If I was Randy Lerner they'd be:
What are your ambitions for this club, where should we be in four years time?
Will you take the cup competitions seriously? We need some silver here you know
Here's £40m, how are you going to spend my money?
If I were Randy Lerner, those would not be questions, it would be more like:
These are my ambitions for the club, this is where we expect to be in four years time. Can you achieve that and how?
You will take the cup competitions seriously, ok?
When you identify a player that you want to buy, come to me with a sensible case and I will support you. Any issues with that?
100% agree, Randy sets out what HE wants and the new manager must provide a case for why he is the right man to achive it.
Personally I think Randy should set out what the FANS want to achieve for the club and the candidate must provide a case for why he is the right man to achieve it.
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Q: "How long will it take you to develop a Brummie accent, Schteve?"
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What are your views on bull fights
Do you agree tips are an unneccessary additional expense
How would you react if I told you there was a fly in my soup
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Who are you?
How much do you want?
Can you work miricles
Q4. Can you spell miracles?
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Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits, or would you show them to me?
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1/ Do you think you could knock out Ian Holloway in one punch ?
2/ When the fans randomly sing "shit on the City" can you sing it with them ?
3/ If you play a shit team in a cup and lose. Will you accept a major kicking from the
Holte End ?
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More talking up of Steve Maclaren in the Graun this morning. Cannot be a good sign.
Fair enough, there are not too many candidates (that seem to be interested, i.e., not just gone off on a sabbatical at the thought of the Villa job). But given the two biggish names that are definitely available (Hughes and Maclaren), why are we prefering the latter to the former?
Is it really because Paul Faulkner doesn't want to annoy his bezzie Alistair Macintosh? (Find it quite hard to imagine that Randy has summoned the time and energy to be "really unimpressed by the manner of Hughes' departure" as is recorded in the media.)
Is this the same Paul Faulkner who brought things to a head with MON last July? With no plan B.
Who is Paul Faulkner? What is he doing at our club? What are his credentials, his pedigree?
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Q.Would you kindly reveal yourself so we can all get on with our lives?
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how does it feel, knowing you werent first choice?
how does it feel, knowing you werent second choice? etc etc
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I like the Monty Python one best ;D
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Q1 - can you sort out some under performing senior players ?
Q2 - could you work with young players like Bannan/Gardner/Delph/Albrighton/Clark/Hogg/Herd/Lichaj ?
Q3 - can you put the smile back on the faces of Villa fans ?
please start today
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Can you play RB?
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How would you manage to convince people that, having fielded a weak side in a cup match, it was your decision and that 'they' did not have any say in it?
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What are your ambitions with Villa?
Approach to the game, defensive or attacking minded?
Youth squad, will you help develop young players?
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how are you going to deal with the inevitable hysteria when rotate your squad for a cup game?
what will you buy the fans for dinner?
what do you want your banner to say?
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Q1. Who are you?
Q2. What have achieved?
Q3. How much do you want?
If you have to ask the first two, chances are they shouldn't be anywhere near the running in the first place.
How about:
1. Do you still have an almost creepy attachment to any of your ex clubs who we might have to face this year?
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life?
3. Anne Widdecombe: Fcuk, fight or kill?
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first thing do you have the b**lls for the job, because we are ASTON VILLA and if you think you can handle pressure try working here. not many survive here DOL MON HOULIER. we have been ruining manager reps for years, so if you ain't got the minerals then dont bother
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Is your name Slaven Bilic?
Do you want the job?
Can you start tomorrow?
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When the first banner appears in the Upper Holte telling you to F*** Off, will you?
Can you buy The Claret And Blue Army some new boots ? The ones they have now are worn out from marking time.
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Armed with knowledge and experience with working with Barcelona (and ajax) ?
1. Can you make our excellent academy producing similar standards players like Barcelona ?
2. Can you teach us Barcelona and Cryuff method ?
3. Will you be able to bulid the team around Scottish Xavi ?
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Can you bring the keeper Foster with you?
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Did you sign Marlon King out of spite?
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Would you please fuck off back to St Andrews ?
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Why?
Do you feel dirty?
You have to cleansed before you have anything related to us, ok?
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Q. Did Bill Kenwright get down on his knees and beg you not to leave?
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Why the email, wouldn't a postcard from Corsica have pissed them off even more?
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Q1. Is your name Steve McClaren?
A. Yes
Q2. Why are you still here?
Q3. Would you mind closing the door on your way out?
LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D
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When you have a sausage sandwich, do you prefer red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all?
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Do you require an umbrella in the dug out?
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Have you ever been to a Harvester before?
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When you have a sausage sandwich, do you prefer red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all?
Brown for me
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Brown for me
Pink for me.
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PRAT!! get off the media bandwagon!!! Randy has doing nothing but good for AVFC so far!
ps. do you think he would pay attention to a bloke with zero grammar and can't spell!
put this in the wrong place! sorry fella's
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Would you please fuck off back to St Andrews ?
Seems to be the question on all of our lips right now.