Who Should Under No Circumstances Be The Next Villa Manager ?

[Brazilian Villain]

Why St Patrick, he could be great. Is it because he's Welsh ?

Brian's afraid that he'd only play the 3-3-3 formation. On the plus side he'd be able to convert all the small heathens into true believers i.e. Villa fans, thus boosting our attendances.

[Brian Taylor]

Why St Patrick, he could be great. Is it because he's Welsh ?

Brian's afraid that he'd only play the 3-3-3 formation. On the plus side he'd be able to convert all the small heathens into true believers i.e. Villa fans, thus boosting our attendances.

He did drive the snakes out and we do need a few miracles..perhaps he could get Augustine and Cuthbert on the wings?

St Andrew no chance.. neither Patroclus, Paris or Hector.

[brian green]

Some really well qualified people for the crown listed on here but I must see your Caligula's horse and raise you

Dr Desmond Tutu

Although he has filled Villa Park in the past the prospect of what the tabloid headline writers would do with a Villa game ending with us scoring twice and the opposition doing the same has me reaching for the Stanley blades.

[Damo70]

McLaren.

I also fear hearing the words - "That Graham Turner is doing quite well with Shrewsbury, I wonder what he could do at a big club".

[Legion]

O'Neill
O'Leary
Me

[darren woolley]

I would be slightly let down if we got Steve McLaren although I would support him his appointment wouldn't fill me with optimism.

[olaftab]

Jethro Tull

[garyellis]

I would be slightly let down if we got Steve McLaren although I would support him his appointment wouldn't fill me with optimism.

For me this would be a major let down. All the other candidates discussed form Ancelotti to Martinez have some merit as the mixture of fors and againsts show over the last few days. But McLaren leaves me totally cold and deflated! Please no.

[Legion]

A little more seriously:

Curbishley
McLaren

[Clampy]

Bryan Robson. I think i'd cry during the whole season, if he lasted that long.

[SteveN]

Peter Reid
Gary Megson
Steve McLaren
Alan Curbishley
Carlton Palmer
Bryan Robson

I could go on

[Bottom Right 89]

Christian Gross
Egil Olsen
Brian Kidd not for his coaching ability but that effin raindance in 92 against Sheff Wed
Tim Lovejoy
Helen Chamberlain
Tim Lovejoys successor on Soccer AM
Anyone connected with Soccer AM
Clive Tyldsley
Howard from the Halifax
Screech off Saved by the bell

[pooligan]

Gordon Brown
Maggie Thatcher
Nick Clegg

[midnite]

Billy Davies. And is bloody third person interviews!!

[luke25]

I had a dream last nite that we appointed Paul Jewel, i've never been so releaved to wake up.