Who Should Under No Circumstances Be The Next Villa Manager ?

[gervilla]

I've been off work since Tuesday with a chest infection and I'm very bored.
I've been on this site most of the time and have enjoyed all the arguing and nit picking about who should be the next manager.
But who( of the names linked with the job, this time around or last ) would make you crack up if they were announced to be the next incumbent of the hot seat ?
Who would make you put your foot through the T.V. when you see it flying through the bottom of the screen on SSN ?

[D.boy]

Barry Fry,
Big Eck,
Holloway,
Brolly waving halfwit,
Dolly

[KevinGage]

A poll needed.

[PeterWithe]

Pope Gregory XV

[PeterWithesShin]

Curbishley
Billy McNeill
MoN

[gervilla]

A poll needed.

Be my guest.

[cdbearsfan]

Jane Horrocks, Robert Mugabe, Keith Chegwin, David Cameron, RastaMouse.

[PaulWinch again]

Curbishley.

[garyshawsknee]

Avram Grant,David O'leary,Gordon Honeycombe.

[PeterWithe]

As an aside Henry Winter was on twitter today saying that surely most Villa fans would be overjoyed if MON were to agree to come back.

Finger on the pulse that lad.

[Michel Sibble]

BFR.

"There are a lot of these "coloured" players nowadays..."

[gervilla]

I think Avram Grant is a good call...the man is a disaster. West Ham were down the day he was named manager.
Of the names in the frame for the job Maclaren would have to be for me the worst case scenario.

[Nigel Macdougall]

Ken Dodd.

[PeterWithe]

McClaren is a very highly respected coach, its just he's tried to show he's not the usual parochial Englishman abroad and he's looked a right twat. I think, in time, he'll do well again in England.

Not us and not now though.

[Holte L2]

Rafa Benitez
Steve McClaren