Caption Competition?

[Dave Cooper please]

Picture from bbc.co.uk

[Smithy]

"Huuhhhh - do you think my breath still smells of cock?"

[Slaphead]

"I think I'm turning japanese I really think so...."

I'm no good at this.

[Villan For Life]

"perhaps we should appoint Trevor Francis as manager and sign Geoff Horsfield so our chief exec can shag him again"

[atomicjam]

You'll have to hold me here, I forgot my box.

[Mark Samuels]

"I'm thinking I'll go for Glenn Peen as manager this time..."

[darren woolley]

Have you heard the one about the porno dwarf I'm afraid he went down I know it is that bad sorry.

[German James]

"This new jellied-eel-flavoured condom fits like a glove"

[citizenDJ]

Super-glue mishandling incident results in sticky situation for club directors.

[timeoutbigbar]

uh-huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....this sucks.  yeh yeh! bungholes

[robbyfvillain]

Hey Lanky if we sack Grant now the bastard will have to walk home

[luke95]

"Shall we get Paul Ince in as next Manager just for a laugh ?"

[kipeye]

Pssst! Plan B-lets buy Wigan.

[Ian.]

"You bloody told me this lot was supposed to be better than that last crock of shit we ran!"

[Fin Feds Dad]

On the plus side , the claret and blue butt plug I have got in is really exhilarating .....