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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Dave Cooper please on May 16, 2011, 05:17:38 PM

Title: Caption Competition?
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 16, 2011, 05:17:38 PM: (http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52745000/jpg/_52745855_011984799-1.jpg)

Picture from bbc.co.uk
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Smithy on May 16, 2011, 05:20:44 PM: "Huuhhhh - do you think my breath still smells of cock?"
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Post by: Slaphead on May 16, 2011, 05:22:29 PM: "I think I'm turning japanese I really think so...."

I'm no good at this.
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Post by: Villan For Life on May 16, 2011, 05:25:37 PM: "perhaps we should appoint Trevor Francis as manager and sign Geoff Horsfield so our chief exec can shag him again"
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Post by: atomicjam on May 16, 2011, 05:27:37 PM: You'll have to hold me here, I forgot my box.
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Post by: Mark Samuels on May 16, 2011, 05:31:41 PM: "I'm thinking I'll go for Glenn Peen as manager this time..."
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Post by: darren woolley on May 16, 2011, 05:33:47 PM: Have you heard the one about the porno dwarf I'm afraid he went down I know it is that bad sorry.
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Post by: German James on May 16, 2011, 05:42:15 PM: "This new jellied-eel-flavoured condom fits like a glove"
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Post by: citizenDJ on May 16, 2011, 05:44:52 PM: Super-glue mishandling incident results in sticky situation for club directors.
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Post by: timeoutbigbar on May 16, 2011, 05:50:09 PM: uh-huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....this sucks. yeh yeh! bungholes
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Post by: robbyfvillain on May 16, 2011, 05:53:46 PM: Hey Lanky if we sack Grant now the bastard will have to walk home
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Post by: luke95 on May 16, 2011, 05:59:32 PM: "Shall we get Paul Ince in as next Manager just for a laugh ?"
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Post by: kipeye on May 16, 2011, 05:59:37 PM: Pssst! Plan B-lets buy Wigan.
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Post by: Ian. on May 16, 2011, 06:10:29 PM: "You bloody told me this lot was supposed to be better than that last crock of shit we ran!"
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Post by: Fin Feds Dad on May 16, 2011, 06:14:12 PM: On the plus side , the claret and blue butt plug I have got in is really exhilarating .....
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on May 16, 2011, 06:29:35 PM: I've just gave Brady the shocker.
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Post by: garyshawsknee on May 16, 2011, 07:35:47 PM: Do you think these cubans make me look taller?
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Post by: hawkeye on May 16, 2011, 07:41:12 PM: "Oy Goldy Whats the difference between Karen and a Kit Kat? you only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat".
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2011, 07:42:36 PM: "Cackbeard, are your men on the right pills?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 16, 2011, 08:02:48 PM: Quote from: hawkeye on May 16, 2011, 07:41:12 PM
"Oy Goldy Whats the difference between Karen and a Kit Kat? you only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat".

Like it
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 16, 2011, 09:05:07 PM: Quote from: garyshawsknee on May 16, 2011, 07:35:47 PM
Do you think these cubans make me look taller?

Very good.
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Post by: Lobsterboy on May 16, 2011, 09:20:14 PM: I know the Chief Exec is used to going down but I'm not sure I fancy the idea that much David...
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 16, 2011, 09:27:19 PM: Let's cup each other's slenders.

It's been that kind of day.
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Post by: olaftab on May 16, 2011, 09:33:07 PM: Yes get Karren to sack him. She will give him a massage first, he likes that, and than shaft him.
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Post by: Grande Pablo on May 16, 2011, 10:26:34 PM: Did you say sack or suck?
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Post by: j66acd on May 16, 2011, 10:41:58 PM: I've been trying to hide my 'Beadle like' hand for years.
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Bad English on May 16, 2011, 10:47:56 PM: Quote from: Dave Cooper on May 16, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52745000/jpg/_52745855_011984799-1.jpg)
It's not often that you are photographed posing with my chopper
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 16, 2011, 10:58:27 PM: (http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52745000/jpg/_52745855_011984799-1.jpg)

I've just been out the back with Brady. Mmmmmm, smell my finger.
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Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2011, 11:02:01 PM: The worlds most dastardly conjoined twins.
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Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 16, 2011, 11:06:37 PM: (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41591_23569320224_5451348_n.jpg)
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Post by: hawkeye on May 16, 2011, 11:43:01 PM: I said "if we go down get rid of him",
Karen heard"" if we get rid go down on him.

She thinks his name is Bubbles far fucks sake
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: atomicjam on May 16, 2011, 11:46:33 PM: 'At least we have the Gala Dinner to look forward to..'
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Post by: Leighton on May 16, 2011, 11:47:06 PM: David- word in y’shell like, just had a wonderful thought. We can hike the prices of season tickets because instead of 19 home games we now have 23 games to fleece them sorry fuckers next season. Happy days!
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Post by: DeKuip on May 16, 2011, 11:51:06 PM: "I'm wearing my wife's knickers"
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Louzie0 on May 16, 2011, 11:55:09 PM: Quote from: Dave Cooper on May 16, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52745000/jpg/_52745855_011984799-1.jpg)

Picture from bbc.co.uk

I think the Michael Jackson lifesize tribute has just fallen over - did you forget the blutac?
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on May 17, 2011, 12:10:49 AM: "ON I said. i wanted to go down ON 11 fannies not WITH........
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Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on May 17, 2011, 01:09:37 AM: Start the helicopter....
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on May 17, 2011, 01:20:43 AM: If I have told you once, I have told you a hundred facking times, get off my booster seat. You are not big, not clever, you just look that way when you tower over my horrible, little, poxy corpse.
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 17, 2011, 01:26:14 AM: This january sale lark is doing my head in...
Went to Boots they don't sell boots,
Went to Currys they don't sell curry,
Went to Selfridges they don't sell fridges,
And that Virgin Megastore,what a fucn let down that was........
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Post by: olaftab on May 17, 2011, 11:39:29 PM: At the Virgin Megastore some one came and took the entire stock for Osama bin Laden!
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Post by: *shellac* on May 18, 2011, 06:37:21 AM: "Spurs 6 Last crock of shit we ran 0"
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Ian. on June 14, 2011, 10:56:40 PM: Quote from: Dave Cooper on May 16, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52745000/jpg/_52745855_011984799-1.jpg)

Picture from bbc.co.uk
Tell Randy Learner I'll give him all my porn if he interviews McCleash just for a laugh
Title: Re: Caption Competition?
Post by: Villanation on June 14, 2011, 11:01:52 PM: Suck my thumb!!!!
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Post by: Nirog72 on June 14, 2011, 11:05:40 PM: You stink of piss.
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Post by: The Man With A Stick on June 14, 2011, 11:14:51 PM: "I've seen Cilla Black's cock!"
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Post by: dl9 on June 14, 2011, 11:21:00 PM: You think we're in the shit I've got McKenna to hypnotise that Lerner gadji
into thinking McLeish is the bollox. I'll bring him 'back into the room' once he's appointed the fucker.......that'll detract the press from off our backs for a while. Laugh or what!!
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Post by: Barca 2011 on June 14, 2011, 11:26:07 PM: Can you believe that dozy yank wants to interview McLeish?
And they all said we were crap ??
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Post by: *shellac* on June 15, 2011, 05:19:55 AM: "I'm the fake lesbian blogger!"
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Post by: Austin1975 on June 15, 2011, 02:52:50 PM: Mmm, your Mum smells like Blackpool beach.

The future's not bright, it's ginger and sweaty.