0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone

[TheSandman]

Apparently Ashley Cole has shot a work experience boy at the Chelsea training ground with an air gun.

Don't know why.

[Summers]

Well, 'cause he's a knob basically.

[Chris Harte]

Apparently? Who says?

[KevinGage]

And he had an air gun at training because?

[TheSandman]

At the time of my post I had only heard a rumour.

Now it's on the Telegraph website: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/8349977/Chelsea-defender-Ashley-Cole-shoots-club-intern-with-a-pellet-gun.html

[damon loves JT]

Torres had first go. Kept missing

[Chris Harte]

Well, what a cock.

That's assult, innit?

[pauliewalnuts]

This must surely be the greatest H&V thread title ever.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Maybe he said his ex couldn't sing

[Dave]

Maybe he said his ex couldn't sing

Why, who is the intern's ex?

[The Situation]

Gilbert Arenas says hi

[damon loves JT]

Related to Wembley and Ricoh Arenas?

[PeterWithe]

Storm. Teacup.

Anyone would think that shooting students was a bad thing.

[pauliewalnuts]

Storm. Teacup.

Anyone would think that shooting students was a bad thing.

It's probably not even illegal. Is it?

And he's a Sports Studies student, apparently. Three years of running fast and watching football matches in provincial pubs before being awarded a free pass to becoming a PE teacher. Bulletworthy.

[PeterWithe]

I hope the lad recovers so he can return to be pistol whipped by Drogba.