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Author Topic: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone  (Read 10717 times)

Offline TheSandman

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0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« on: February 26, 2011, 11:11:49 PM »
Apparently Ashley Cole has shot a work experience boy at the Chelsea training ground with an air gun.

Don't know why.
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Offline Summers

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2011, 11:12:52 PM »
Well, 'cause he's a knob basically.
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Offline Chris Harte

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2011, 11:13:21 PM »
Apparently? Who says?
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Online KevinGage

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2011, 11:14:28 PM »
And he had an air gun at training because?
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Offline TheSandman

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2011, 11:14:43 PM »
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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2011, 11:16:05 PM »
Torres had first go. Kept missing
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Offline Chris Harte

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2011, 11:16:52 PM »
Well, what a cock.

That's assult, innit?
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Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2011, 11:17:14 PM »
This must surely be the greatest H&V thread title ever.
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2011, 11:20:39 PM »
Maybe he said his ex couldn't sing
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Offline Dave

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2011, 11:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on February 26, 2011, 11:20:39 PM
Maybe he said his ex couldn't sing
Why, who is the intern's ex?
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Offline The Situation

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 11:29:56 PM »
Gilbert Arenas says hi

« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 11:31:29 PM by The Situation »
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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2011, 11:32:46 PM »
Related to Wembley and Ricoh Arenas?
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Offline PeterWithe

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2011, 11:37:18 PM »
Storm. Teacup.

Anyone would think that shooting students was a bad thing.
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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2011, 11:37:40 PM »
Quote from: PeterWithe on February 26, 2011, 11:37:18 PM
Storm. Teacup.

Anyone would think that shooting students was a bad thing.

It's probably not even illegal. Is it?

And he's a Sports Studies student, apparently. Three years of running fast and watching football matches in provincial pubs before being awarded a free pass to becoming a PE teacher. Bulletworthy.
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Offline PeterWithe

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Re: 0% Villa: Ashley Cole shoots someone
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2011, 11:41:36 PM »
I hope the lad recovers so he can return to be pistol whipped by Drogba.
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