Gabby Agbonlahor

[SheffieldVillain]

Sounds like the fortune he stole during his last few years at the club might be running out and he needs to make himself relevant and get some media gigs.

I'm not sure who I dislike the most out of the mob that got us relegated, but Gabby is up there.

Yep, agreed. I think it's partly because of the whole 'one of us' thing and that he had been such a good player for us - it affected us more when he gave up caring or trying. What a pity. He could have been well up the list of respected ex-Villa players, maybe not quite at legend status like McGrath and Sir Brian but nearly up there, and he ruined it.

I've got far more respect and time for someone like James Chester now who might not have been with us for that long or had a long-standing emotional tie to the club but gave absolutely everything he had for us while here.

As for 'dosser' if that's what he meant to call Garde, that's almost Trump standard projection after his last few years at the club. If was 'tosser'... nah, the same to be fair.

[andrew08]

Sounds like the fortune he stole during his last few years at the club might be running out and he needs to make himself relevant and get some media gigs.

I'm not sure who I dislike the most out of the mob that got us relegated, but Gabby is up there.

He won’t ever run out of cash. My company used to use his financial advisor and he told me it would be impossible with the investments he had made on his behalf for him to ever run out of money. His last contract he never even touched for day to day stuff it was all put into various pension pots, houses and investments etc.

He’s more likely just bored.

[MalcolmP]

Sounds like the fortune he stole during his last few years at the club might be running out and he needs to make himself relevant and get some media gigs.

I'm not sure who I dislike the most out of the mob that got us relegated, but Gabby is up there.

He won’t ever run out of cash. My company used to use his financial advisor and he told me it would be impossible with the investments he had made on his behalf for him to ever run out of money. His last contract he never even touched for day to day stuff it was all put into various pension pots, houses and investments etc.

He’s more likely just bored.

Client confidentiality out the window - would you use a Financial Advisor who spouts your private business to all and sundry. he shouldn't be anywhere near this sort of job!

[Footy-Vill]

Gobby Agbonlahor .

Tweet him with if he has ever lost a Lamborghini in a bet.

[Footy-Vill]

Premier League
Appearances   322
Goals   74
Assists   34

Could have been so much more.
And as for his international career made an effort I think v Germany hit the bar but faded on that front totally.

He would have been bettw off listen to houiller and Garde and not the Karoke bars of China town

[Chico Hamilton III]

He's just referred to Garde as a "dosser".

Wanker who partied whilst we sank like a turd. Gabby is a true dosser. Twitter is made for a waster like him.

Wasn't it Garde's first game in charge, or maybe he was in the stand, at WHL? Where Gabby had about five touches of the ball in the first half and likes of Neville and Lampard were laughing at half time about his lack of effort. He was sporting a ridiculous gut at the time. Diabolical professional.

That game at Spurs was a shocker - Gabby touched the ball 5 times all game (or something like that) and 3 of them were from the restart after Spurs had scored. I think Garde's first game was the nil-nil v Man City the following week. I hate Gabby and his love handles (and has anyone else noticed that he's trying to effect a Micah Richards-style giggle in his interviews these days?)  but Garde was a truly terrible appointment

[ADVILLAFAN]

I think what you're all forgetting about Gabby, is that he really winds my Bluenose mate up.

Almost as much as Grealish does now in fact.

[Edvard Remberg]

He's just referred to Garde as a "dosser".

Wanker who partied whilst we sank like a turd. Gabby is a true dosser. Twitter is made for a waster like him.

Wasn't it Garde's first game in charge, or maybe he was in the stand, at WHL? Where Gabby had about five touches of the ball in the first half and likes of Neville and Lampard were laughing at half time about his lack of effort. He was sporting a ridiculous gut at the time. Diabolical professional.

That game at Spurs was a shocker - Gabby touched the ball 5 times all game (or something like that) and 3 of them were from the restart after Spurs had scored. I think Garde's first game was the nil-nil v Man City the following week. I hate Gabby and his love handles (and has anyone else noticed that he's trying to effect a Micah Richards-style giggle in his interviews these days?)  but Garde was a truly terrible appointment

That Garde was horrible could also be attributed to the ilks of Gabby and Micah, who would apparently let the club fail so they could have their will.
It is an easy feat to get something to fail.

[andrew08]

Sounds like the fortune he stole during his last few years at the club might be running out and he needs to make himself relevant and get some media gigs.

I'm not sure who I dislike the most out of the mob that got us relegated, but Gabby is up there.

He won’t ever run out of cash. My company used to use his financial advisor and he told me it would be impossible with the investments he had made on his behalf for him to ever run out of money. His last contract he never even touched for day to day stuff it was all put into various pension pots, houses and investments etc.

He’s more likely just bored.

Client confidentiality out the window - would you use a Financial Advisor who spouts your private business to all and sundry. he shouldn't be anywhere near this sort of job!

Well he’s no longer mine, but for a completely different reason. It’s not an  unknown thing about Gabby either and pretty much out there.

[Somniloquism]

Premier League
Appearances   322
Goals   74
Assists   34

Could have been so much more.
And as for his international career made an effort I think v Germany hit the bar but faded on that front totally.

He would have been bettw off listen to houiller and Garde and not the Karoke bars of China town

How many of those goals came when he was playing for an improved contract.

[darren woolley]

He's just referred to Garde as a "dosser".

Wanker who partied whilst we sank like a turd. Gabby is a true dosser. Twitter is made for a waster like him.

Wasn't it Garde's first game in charge, or maybe he was in the stand, at WHL? Where Gabby had about five touches of the ball in the first half and likes of Neville and Lampard were laughing at half time about his lack of effort. He was sporting a ridiculous gut at the time. Diabolical professional.

That game at Spurs was a shocker - Gabby touched the ball 5 times all game (or something like that) and 3 of them were from the restart after Spurs had scored. I think Garde's first game was the nil-nil v Man City the following week. I hate Gabby and his love handles (and has anyone else noticed that he's trying to effect a Micah Richards-style giggle in his interviews these days?)  but Garde was a truly terrible appointment

I remember that game in the Irish Centre before the game it was a midweek game wasn't it.

[WilliamStanding]

He's just referred to Garde as a "dosser".

Wanker who partied whilst we sank like a turd. Gabby is a true dosser. Twitter is made for a waster like him.

Wasn't it Garde's first game in charge, or maybe he was in the stand, at WHL? Where Gabby had about five touches of the ball in the first half and likes of Neville and Lampard were laughing at half time about his lack of effort. He was sporting a ridiculous gut at the time. Diabolical professional.

That game at Spurs was a shocker - Gabby touched the ball 5 times all game (or something like that) and 3 of them were from the restart after Spurs had scored. I think Garde's first game was the nil-nil v Man City the following week. I hate Gabby and his love handles (and has anyone else noticed that he's trying to effect a Micah Richards-style giggle in his interviews these days?)  but Garde was a truly terrible appointment

Slate him for going on the piss to Dubai, slate him for talking bullshit or being unfit - but as a striker don’t slate him for how many touches he has in a game.

[purpletrousers]

Erm. No, I won’t bite.

[WilliamStanding]

Gary Lineker used to bite, he would sometimes touch the ball 15 times but score two.

[thick_mike]

Gary Lineker used to bite, he would sometimes touch the ball 15 times but score two.

But Gabby didn’t.