Andy Gray / Richard Keys / Sky thread

[Simon Ward]

Will Asda advertise on the new mid morning show then?

[Dave Cooper please]

My favourite Danny Baker call was one from someone that said that only half of his class could fit in the school swimming pool for the weekly swimming lessons.
The other half of the class had to go onto the playground, in their trunks, and dunk their heads into a bucket of water.
If I can find the clip I'll post it, it was truly brilliant.

[UsualSuspect]

There were so many funny moments

there was another quality one where a team used to play next to the london to Brighton road (the A whatever) and one of them hoofed the ball into the road where it landed in the back of some blokes convertable Triumph Spitfire without the driver noticing so he just carried on driving towards Brighton

[Fergal]

Ten pages in and no one's mentioned that Andy's Gray's biggest crime is that he fucked off from The Greatest Football Club in the world a staggering three times!

He's a grade AAA c**t and yet still has devotees amongst our masses.

As for hawksbee and Jacobs, well one of them the most sycophantic suck up I've ever had the pleasure of turning off my radio. They make my fuckin blood boil grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm not really interested in his antics off the pitch. For around 2 years he was the best and bravest centre forward I have ever seen in a Villa shirt - he was often carrying injuries aswell. I consider myself fortunate to have seen him - particularly 76/77.

His sale, along with John Gidman, arguably enabled Ron Saunders to build the best post war side we've ever had. So his Villa legacy cuts both ways in my mind.

Still a ****** though.

[paulcomben]

Talk Sport Radio, which is really popular with taxi drivers and other men who work alone, has hired England's most infamous sexist broadcasters for a weekday mid-afternoon show. Demographic profiling truly is an unfathomable art.... 

[damon loves JT]

'taxi drivers and other men who work alone.' observational genius

[Phil from the upper holte]

Bent's shagging Steve Bruce's daughter?!

He didn't want to be the odd one out

[barrysleftfoot]

   How is Danny Baker by the way?

  Great story on H&J a few years ago, about how you avoid any contact with anything associated with your biggest rivals.

  Like the Spuds fan who refused to take the 1st prize in a raffle because it was a JVC recorder, but the winner was the Villa fan, who broke down on the motorway, with his family in the car, and refused to have his window replaced by a driver from AutoWindowScreen as at the time they sponsored Blooose, so he waited there another 2 hours to be seen by another company.

  That Dundee Utd bow tie story is fantastic by the way.

[Legion]

I won't have anything to do with FlyBe.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I won't have anything to do with FlyBe.

My missus brought me a new toothbrush, I refused to use it as it was blue & White, I also moaned at my mate yesterday as he brought the new Streets album and the singer is a blues wanker

[jimmygreen]

Likewise Triton showers. I went for Mira as it was almost Mita. How desperately sad.

[Mac]

   How is Danny Baker by the way?

  Great story on H&J a few years ago, about how you avoid any contact with anything associated with your biggest rivals.

  Like the Spuds fan who refused to take the 1st prize in a raffle because it was a JVC recorder, but the winner was the Villa fan, who broke down on the motorway, with his family in the car, and refused to have his window replaced by a driver from AutoWindowScreen as at the time they sponsored Blooose, so he waited there another 2 hours to be seen by another company.

  That Dundee Utd bow tie story is fantastic by the way.

You have to listen to the Dundee bow tie story.  It is soo funny

[paulcomben]

My missus brought me a new toothbrush, I refused to use it as it was blue & White, I also moaned at my mate yesterday as he brought the new Streets album and the singer is a blues wanker
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Presumably you mean less John Lee Hooker & BB King and more Trevor Francis & Jasper Carrott?

[AV82EC]

   How is Danny Baker by the way?

  Great story on H&J a few years ago, about how you avoid any contact with anything associated with your biggest rivals.

  Like the Spuds fan who refused to take the 1st prize in a raffle because it was a JVC recorder, but the winner was the Villa fan, who broke down on the motorway, with his family in the car, and refused to have his window replaced by a driver from AutoWindowScreen as at the time they sponsored Blooose, so he waited there another 2 hours to be seen by another company.

  That Dundee Utd bow tie story is fantastic by the way.

The Dundee United Bow Tie story is the funniest thing I've ever heard on his show.

[garyshawsknee]

   How is Danny Baker by the way?

 

He done a one-off a couple of weeks ago on his Radio London show,said that he should be back more in April,fingers crossed he's getting better,he's been badly missed.