Biggest non-story of the century so far

[Holtenderinthesky]

Apologies in advance for the teletext style headline but this has just been tweeted by Phil McNulty from the Beeb as well as Kendrick from the mail.  Have no idea if it is Villa related though.  An ideas?


philmcnulty Phil McNulty
RT @ianprior Major - and boy do I mean it - football exclusive coming up on guardian.co.uk sometime around 5.30. #fb

[damon loves JT]

Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his

[john e]

fabio Capello gone, MON to take charge

[midnite]

Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his

F'in brilliant. actually laughed out loud!

[Chris Jameson]

Whatever it is we'll be underwhelmed.

[damon loves JT]

And it won't happen at 5.30. it'll be more like 10 o'clock and everyone will say `oh'

[Nev]

Limited Wembley edition "ladies" style Chinese Hairdresser fur coats to go on sale in Small Heath Discount outlet.*



*Free season ticket for the next ten years with every purchase.

[The Situation]

We're signing Benzema

[Holtenderinthesky]

Maybe David Beckham has had a shower?

And Harry Redknapp thinks he looks "triffic" in the buff.

[Chris Jameson]

And it won't happen at 5.30. it'll be more like 10 o'clock and everyone will say `oh'

And remember the story about the friendship with Dale Winton and think well the clues were there if you were really that bothered about that sort of thing.

[Dominic22]

Not sure of the truth, but I got a call from a friend who works for a big 6 accountancy firm that Everton near administration is the story. Who knows if it is the truth, seems odd as surely they would be selling there player assets but that is what I was told.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.

[N'ZMAV]

It's Liverpool, my guess.

[Chris Jameson]

Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.

Beckham doesn't stub toe at Spurs training ground.

[Small Rodent]

Richard Keys was the bearded lady from the circus all along.