Breaking News: Bent Signs

[KevinGage]

If DB put in his transfer at the beginning of season and was, allegedly, convinced by Bruce to stay I wonder who was interested in him back then? It would be one of life's great ironies if we were trying, once again, for him then and it cost us a lot of trauma in between times plus a reasonable manager into bargain...not trying to spoil party; just ruminating. Look forward to Saturday with huge expectations

Fenerbahce were in for him, I believe.

[avfcaus]

Forced myself to keep quiet on this until he was signed and pictured in the shirt-now thats out of the way.....
The last 24 hours have shown us-
Are we a selling club??
Do we lack ambition??
Did Randy not trust MON to spend his childrens inheritence??
+ THE MEDIA REACTION- We are now panick buying-
If we had Bent last season we would have been in Champs league MON let him go to Sunderland.
Randy has shown his class+to top it all he still wont give an interview.
Now for Miller+Keane.   

[mr woo]

Does this mean we are Big time? The Wife asked. In the Bath.

I doubt she's that interested. Probably just misheard her farting.

I thought she was saying `Have a pop and drop a lot on Waddle'. Chris Waddle has been retired from football for years

Strange that. Sounded more like she cried out for 'Edward Woodward' to me.

[Simba]

Does this mean we are Big time? The Wife asked. In the Bath.

I doubt she's that interested. Probably just misheard her farting.

Cheeek. The most beautiful girl on this coast and I am a lucky man.  prick.

[Stu]

Does this mean we are Big time? The Wife asked. In the Bath.

I doubt she's that interested. Probably just misheard her farting.

Cheeek. The most beautiful girl on this coast and I am a lucky man.  prick.

Yeah but women do fart, even if they're hot. Big rip-roaring ones that lift the bed covers and everything.

[Holtenderinthesky]

Just thought.  I've bought Bent for my fantasy football team and was thinking of having him as captain for this gameweek as we are playing twice.  Bent captain?  Sounds like something from the Navy.   

[Shrek]

Too anyone who isn't goin the Man City game, buy a ticket and let's get the place rocking!

[DeKuip]

Just been on the website, "The Box Office is currently experiencing high demand"

Fuck me he's already on his way to getting us back 18 million

By my maths £18m = 10,000 season tickets a year for each of his 4.5 years, so they'll have to go some... or put the season tickets up. Oh shit, I was in a good mood.

[pauliewalnuts]

Is the press conference going to be on SSN, do we know?

[PaulWinch again]

Is the press conference going to be on SSN, do we know?

It is.

[PaulWinch again]

It's amusing all these Sunderland fans saying they can't understand it, it must be for money. Look right, Sunderland are an ok club who have no real appeal. Villa are a huge club, that's why he joined.

[Irish villain]

Is the press conference going to be on SSN, do we know?

It is.

Links??

[JUAN PABLO]

Collymore, shut up you fool....

[philthebar]

Kenny Miller turns down Small Heath in favour of a move to Bursaspor

Bent signs for the Villa

Now what does that tell us?

[eastie]

PRess conference on ssn at 7 but they have a soccer special at 7 30 so I hope it's bang on 7 as I don't want to see them cut away from villa park.