Been away for an hour having a bath with my Mrs. IS IT DONE? I mean really.
Now let's see what a transfer record-smashing striker should be all about: goals. Preferably 20+ a season. And especially goals when they matter, i.e. the ones that win matches. Some can carry the mantel of being our record buy; some can't. For all our sakes, please be a Withe or a Deano, rather than a Cascarino or a JPA.
Tell you what, I love the fact that this has pissed so many people off............................................Well, a big fuck you to the lot of 'em. Villa are coming back!