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Offline Simba

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1080 on: January 18, 2011, 05:09:45 PM »
There is something sexy about Shefali  -  as well as her big boobies !!

I heard from a couple of friends who worked at BBC that she was filthy and easy. Figuratively speaking, not literally.

What exactly is a figurative fuck? I mean . Have we signed Bent yet?
Literally speaking.

I am quoting myself for Christ sake.

News!

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1081 on: January 18, 2011, 05:10:02 PM »
There is something sexy about Shefali  -  as well as her big boobies !!

I heard from a couple of friends who worked at BBC that she was filthy and easy. Figuratively speaking, not literally.

Damon is bound to know.

Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1082 on: January 18, 2011, 05:10:16 PM »
What are all these rumours about a second signing?  Surely it wouldn't be possible to keep somebody else totally seceret in this day and age?

My guess is it's Nigel Callaghan and Ian Ormondroyd.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1083 on: January 18, 2011, 05:10:32 PM »
How many pages do we reckon by the announcement

I'm going for 75

Offline K3Villa

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1084 on: January 18, 2011, 05:11:31 PM »
79

Offline Risso

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1085 on: January 18, 2011, 05:12:18 PM »
£18m = 36 McGraths and a David Platt with some change to spare. No pressure Daz

Two thirds of a Veron or one and a half Steve Marlets.

Offline Hammer

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1086 on: January 18, 2011, 05:12:28 PM »
23. But then I am viewing this with 50 posts/page.

Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1087 on: January 18, 2011, 05:12:32 PM »
Just sign the fucker

Offline pablopicasso_10

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1088 on: January 18, 2011, 05:12:53 PM »
eleventytwelve...

Offline Risso

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1089 on: January 18, 2011, 05:13:01 PM »
Avram Grant staying at the Spammers.  That's them down then.

Offline Mr Diggles

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1090 on: January 18, 2011, 05:13:08 PM »
With regards to Sandy (Loves MON) Macaskill's highly informative and accurate article from the Telegraph, I saw this comment below from a reader which perfectly summed up what he got wrong in the article.

I was also interested to read that on the Journalisted website a word cloud of Macaskill's articles reveals that 'Martin O'Neill' is one of the phrases he uses the most. As the youth of today say, pwned!

Desperate Villa plead with Bent to save them from relegation


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My, you don't like Villa much do you?

A couple of points. The local journos much closer to the story than you are, say that the deal is £18M up front and £6M possible add-ons depending on Villa's performance. Alot of money sure, but get the facts right.

Secondly, the reason the blessed Martin didn't get the money was because he failed to shift the deadwood from the squad - as he agreed to do - over several transfer windows. His legacy was a couple of fantastic signings (Young and Milner) and a whole series of expensive dross, that he brought to the club on massive wages, and yet never played. He threw his toys out of the pram and left - though I am sure he saw the writing on the wall that the chickens were coming home to roost with his poor squad assembly.

Thirdly, to say Houllier has failed with the same players is frankly, stupid. Do you know how many injuries Villa have had this season? At times there have been 8 or 9 first team players out. O'Neill would have certainly struggled in the circumstances and I doubt he would have shown such faith in Villa's youngsters - a move that will no doubt prove a benefit to the club in the future.

Finally - when is a signing an act of desperation as opposed to one of ambition? I suppose it depends on the angle you are trying to get across. How is Martin by the way?

Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1091 on: January 18, 2011, 05:13:13 PM »
Why the delay in announcing it? Do they not realise I'm going out in a bit?
Hope there hasn't been a snag.

Offline Simba

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1092 on: January 18, 2011, 05:13:40 PM »
I will be pushing up the daises by then. Seriously does anyone have the time of a press call. Will there be one tonight?

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1093 on: January 18, 2011, 05:14:36 PM »
Why the delay in announcing it? Do they not realise I'm going out in a bit?
Hope there hasn't been a snag.

I've got a similar problem

The Mrs is just home from work and she's going to start getting arsey about having SSN on soon enough.

Offline ozzjim

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Re: Breaking News: Bent Hands in Transfer Request
« Reply #1094 on: January 18, 2011, 05:15:48 PM »
Why the delay in announcing it? Do they not realise I'm going out in a bit?
Hope there hasn't been a snag.

I've got a similar problem

The Mrs is just home from work and she's going to start getting arsey about having SSN on soon enough.

Hot an hour before that becomes an issue!!!

 


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