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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2011, 08:33:45 AM »
Liam: I see what you've done there, it's about the duality of man & the fragility of humankind yes?

Streaker: no Liam I am a c**t

Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2011, 10:37:23 AM »
At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.


and we have a winner

Offline adam#1

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2011, 11:07:28 AM »
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.

spot on for dry wit!

Offline Breezeblock

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2011, 11:18:12 AM »
"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."
Maz gets my vote!

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2011, 11:20:42 AM »

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2011, 11:27:04 AM »
"You're an embarrassment to the club, now get off the pitch"

...."I'm not as bad as Zigic, am I"?

Offline Comrade Blitz

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »
"Big Issue?"

Offline kipeye

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2011, 05:47:36 PM »
Pssst! They said to say 'same deal if you can manage to nick an equaliser'.

Offline Michel Sibble

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2011, 05:51:22 PM »
Streaker: "I can't find my seat!"

Agent: "Try fucking off the pitch!"

Offline j66acd

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2011, 10:38:54 PM »


'My cock is this big Liam!'

'Oh yes, I remember you now. Didn't recognise you with clothes on'

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2011, 07:40:35 PM »
The winner:

Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.

The prize:

A copy of the brand new issue of H&V in exchange for £1.50.




 


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