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Author Topic: Caption Competition  (Read 17390 times)

Offline Legion

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2011, 08:00:21 PM »
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Offline midian

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2011, 08:01:38 PM »
See I told you that tattoist would make me look a C**t like you!

Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2011, 08:05:31 PM »
"35 quid from the club shop and a free ticket!

Offline darren woolley

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2011, 08:14:29 PM »
You said you would take me out sunday butt i thought i would turn up and meet you at work i know i am being cheeky now i have made an ass of myself.

Offline charlie659

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2011, 08:30:50 PM »
"Fuck off Upson, I've told you before it was just sex - it meant nothing to me ok!"

Offline treaders12000

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2011, 08:50:36 PM »
Losing the bet with brady came at a cost to the david....... But there were better ways of tapping up ridgewell !

Offline The Walshmeister

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2011, 09:12:51 PM »


Oooh, I've got wood now. I wont be able to concentrate and I'm bound to score an own goal or summat now!

Offline CambsVilla

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2011, 09:21:06 PM »
Papa...?
Nicole...!

Offline astonvillan

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2011, 09:26:52 PM »
liam, is this what it means when successful clubs talk about silverware?

Offline villa1

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2011, 09:39:50 PM »
No! A 'song' I said! I want the fans to come up with a song for me!

Offline j66acd

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2011, 10:42:35 PM »
Not here honey, Barr Beacon at 9 tonight.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2011, 10:46:19 PM »
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.

Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2011, 10:49:05 PM »
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.

Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.

Isn't that a given, he is a bluenose.

**Edit** Although if his mates are paying him over a grand to do it then they must be thicker.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 10:57:13 PM by Somniloquism »

Offline Lobsterboy

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2011, 10:52:25 PM »
Liam, don't you recognise me? It's me. Sheldon Nose!

Offline D.boy

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2011, 11:05:30 PM »

New model for twiglets unveiled.

On a side note which thick twat wrote SOTV? It isnt difficult to work out the S.O. go to the left of the spine and the T.V on the right. Thick is an understatement.

 


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