Caption Competition

[DeKuip]

"Is this the strip club in Short Heath?"
"No it's the shit club in Small Heath, and it's bad enough having to play for them let alone be seen in photos with embarrassing little t**ts like you. Now f**k off and die."

[villa1]

Slightly thick? That doesn't really narrow it down does it? Could be any of 'em!

[TheSandman]

Actually only a couple of them.

Most are totally thick.

[Toronto Villa]

At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.

[hawkeye]

Liam i told you not to use the permenant marker

[luke25]

This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

That should just about pay for his fine then

[pauliewalnuts]

This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

That should just about pay for his fine then

I know. What an absolute fucking tit.

[CJ]

The cost paid by a Villa supporter who mistakenly thought the Tilton Road stand was the away end

[VillaAlways]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxW3jGVhlU4

[dl9]

I'm sorry to turn up at your place of work, but you never return my calls, and I haven't heard from you since THAT night.

Risso wins it for me.........classic.

[atomicjam]

"Why do you haf to break me heart again Liam"

[Mazrim]

"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."

[eamonn]

Liam: No chance do they look as good as Daniel Craig's abs when he comes out of the sea in that Bond movie.
I'm the only agent round'ere so do one.

[Mazrim]

"Thongol!"

[*shellac*]

"You twat!  If not because of you, I would have been stark naked rather than in this awful thong!"