Small Heath Alliance v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[The Situation]

Agent Ridgewell! My favourite ex-Villa player... he's so shit!

[PaulTheVillan]

Sheldon,

Have you spent your £35 at the club shop?

[Jon Crofts]

You'd struggle to find ways of spending £35 in that hovel surely?

What would cost £35.....................a pair of copper plated bollocks on a chain maybe?

[The Man With A Stick]

You'd struggle to find ways of spending £35 in that hovel surely?

Bid for Nikola Zigic perhaps?

[big 1st serve]

 Nice bit on Midlands Today, seeing off their 13 coaches to the Semi -Final !!

 1-2  Walker, Gabby, for us
 Some embarrasing oik in a stained vest for them

 

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

They will be seeing claret and blue in there nightmares this time next week .............

[TimTheVillain]

They pump the ball up in the air a lot; they use this modem day football ploy I noticed against West ham tonight.

Their right back is still one of the most odious arseholes in the game also.

[MELIKEVILLA]

given that they managed to lose to 10 men and Foster did a very decent impression of Carson for the second West Ham goal, I am now worried that Small Heath may have used up a large quota of this week's crapness and bad luck to boot - can see them sneaking it against the run of play. Either way, as S-H are involved, it's probably best watched on ceefax, they do seem somehow to make any game cack.

[phantom limb]

Their right back is still one of the most odious arseholes in the game also.

I heard they shaved an ape.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Tonights result could have a big influence on Sundays game.

True, the knuckledraggers will have difficulty choosing which game to see. Their cup final or a semi-final.

[The Situation]

Their right back is still one of the most odious arseholes in the game also.

I heard they shaved an ape.

I'm not just saying this because Carr is a small heath player, but he really does look like a neanderthal. Always has an angry looking expression on his neanderthal-looking face.

We really should beat this rabble on Sunday, but I fear we'll concede in the final 10 mins yet again because we are suffering pyschologically in those important last few mins.

[TimTheVillain]

Their right back is still one of the most odious arseholes in the game also.

I heard they shaved an ape.

I'm not just saying this because Carr is a small heath player, but he really does look like a neanderthal. Always has an angry looking expression on his neanderthal-looking face.

We really should beat this rabble on Sunday, but I fear we'll concede in the final 10 mins yet again because we are suffering pyschologically in those important last few mins.

Absolutely, if he went on all fours, he wouldn't look out of place - in fact, I'm surprised he evolved to walk on two legs.

Re. Sunday, new game - keep the ball on the ground, play Gabby / Downing / Albrighton and if they're on song, we can definitely do them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

[ozzjim]

Best result possible for us I think tonight. They now have to be all out on Wednesday to get through, will be keen to avoid injuries etc. Think we will nick it by the odd goal.

[Chris Smith]

Best result possible for us I think tonight. They now have to be all out on Wednesday to get through, will be keen to avoid injuries etc. Think we will nick it by the odd goal.

Think there 's another week until the second leg.

[ozzjim]

Is there? Curse the nose season ticket holder at work who said it was next week!