Merson criticises his footballing skills; Johnson retorts with comments about Merse's drug and alcohol demons - bit of an unfair fight wouldn't you say, and completely out of order. In any case, as far as I'm concerned Merse is an engaging character who lights up the Gillette Soccer Specials.
Talking of clowns, one of our own at the right side of our end tried to get on the pitch at Sheffield yesterday after Walker's goal but over estimated his agility to clear the advertising board. Hilarious.