Chelsea v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Sutton_Villa23]

This time Tuesday there is a very serious possibility we will be 19th in league

[eamonn]

Every day is like Sunday...

Quite. Except this one I hope.

[Matt Collins]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

[villa1]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

Silly boy!

[damon loves JT]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

This is a dangerous tactic. Somebody will inevitably tell you the score and you will throw the jam roly-poly through the window

[Risso]

It's been a long time since I fell into a Spanish hole.  But oh what a night!  I love Salou!

I went there many, many years ago.  I pulled a fat bird who was a Villa fan in that Scottish bar.

[Percy McCarthy]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

This is a dangerous tactic. Somebody will inevitably tell you the score and you will throw the jam roly-poly through the window

Or your ex-bird will phone you and the Villa and the jam roly-poly will be the least of your worries.

[damon loves JT]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

This is a dangerous tactic. Somebody will inevitably tell you the score and you will throw the jam roly-poly through the window

Or your ex-bird will phone you and the Villa and the jam roly-poly will be the least of your worries.

Ooh, 'unknown number', shall I answer it?

[j66acd]

I can't bear to watch this and will instead be having Sunday lunch. I'm going to gety girlfriend to confiscate my phone so I don't keep on checking the scores.

This is a dangerous tactic. Somebody will inevitably tell you the score and you will throw the jam roly-poly through the window

Or your ex-bird will phone you and the Villa
and the jam roly-poly will be the least of your worries.

Doing exactly the same, going Sutton park with no phone and watching it when I get back. So if you see a happy villa fan at about 3:20 this afternoon you'll know it's me.

The last time I did this was Tuesday, didn't find out the score until I watched on football first.

[gervilla]

O God, I can't wait for this one.
I feel like i'm waiting for a funeral.

[TimTheVillain]

Every day is like Sunday...

Amen.

[Deano's Mullet]

5-0 defeat

[Irish villain]

I just can't see us getting a result. Though, with everyone now fit we should at least avoid a thumping. 2-0.

Prove us wrong lads!

[WikiVilla]

If we sit back, we could easily get hammered, but then again, we dont know how else to play other than on the break

[PONGO49]

5-0 defeat

your more optimistic than me, i feel another 7-1 coming on