Carlos Cueller, maybe there is hope!

[Eigentor]

Heskey, fair emuff.

As none of our strikers scores goals, we might as well play Heskey to keep expectations down.

[Matt C]

If the reports about Collins are true I would think Cuellar will be in for him.

[LeeB]

Cuellar is the best centre half at the club by a mile. Fact.

By a country mile.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Get him in saturday and freshen up the back four. Put Dunne on an intensive fitness regime for a week. He looks totally unfit .......

[taylorsworkrate]

I think pure defending wise, Carlos would get in the vast majority of teams in the prem.

[pauliewalnuts]

I think that not only did Randy give Gerrard a bollocking after Liverpool, he told him listen to the fans and they want Carlos

I'd be most disturbed if that were the case.

[adrenachrome]

I think that not only did Randy give Gerrard a bollocking after Liverpool, he told him listen to the fans and they want Carlos

I'd be most disturbed if that were the case.

So would I, but the absurd hypothesis is certainly as wrong as the spelling of Carlos' surname in the thread title.

[Shrek]

I think that not only did Randy give Gerrard a bollocking after Liverpool, he told him listen to the fans and they want Carlos

I'd be most disturbed if that were the case.

It was meant to be humorous, like the song underneath.