Thursdays back page headlines

[Simba]

The Blues Blubbers

Blue Noses sniff back tears after six goal Villa blizzard. "Snot fair, why did we draw bogey team?" 

[Simba]

 Villa blow Noses out of cup.

[Blackcountry Villa]

''Ridge-hell for Blues''

Liam Ridgewell scored an own goal, gave away a penalty and saw a red card as Birmingham were sent crashing out of the Carling Cup at the hands of their bitter rivals Aston Villa.

[Mazrim]

Heartbreak Ridge?

[peter w]

Villa out, but still the dominant force.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

"in freezing cold conditions Gabby still manages a SEMI" .........

[joecrow]

"exclusive new diana revelations" daily mail

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

'Turd Rate Blues browned off'
Liam Ridgwell's bout of explosive diarrhoea as he heads into his own net adds to the misery for Small Heath.

[Mazrim]

"Do you know these men?"

Police images of "men" who stood waving arms at eachother released either side of a Police cordon.
One later brutally overturned a newspaper stand in the city centre but Police have so far been unable to identify the man's rat like face under a cheap cap and girly face scarf. He was accompanied by a fat middle aged man who should know better but looks confused.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

'Kraut you go Blues'

German Market record takings before fans rampage

[itbrvilla]

Villa Chiller

'Late Dunne own-goal gifts victory to slum dwellers'

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

'Blues Aid'

After seeing the state of Birmingham City's supporters on the televised game, the poorer nations of Africa pledge millions of dollars to help pay for brain surgery and liposuction.

[peter w]

'Boys against men as Villa hit 10'

[Rob Gee]

"Down-ing and Out"

Stuart Downing scores six, with two perfect hat-tricks, as Villa put ten past local 'rivals'.

[Holtenderinthesky]

Hou's that lying in the snow?

Blues players dejected as gift of the gab sends Villa through.