Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: avmark on November 30, 2010, 05:21:03 PM
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VILLA MAKE IT EASY TO SEMIS
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VILLA SHOOT TO SEMIS
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IT'S SNOW JOKE
Date for postponed game to be decided.
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Snow go for Villa
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PITCH INVASION BACKFIRES ON UNLUCKY BLUES
(Sub heading) Shot Was Going Wide Until It Hit Hooligan
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24,000 Frozen Neanderthals discovered at St Andrews.
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RIDGEWELL OG SEALS VILLA WIN
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Gardner gives Villa the Blues
Sub heading - Blues freeze out Villa kids...
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SCOTSMAN ARRESTED FOR TORTURE
Watching Negative City less fun than Waterboarding.
Fans Exposed to Frozen Weather and Sub-Standard Football
EXPERTS: ST Andrews Less Enjoyable Than a Session In an Iron Maiden
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Carr skids to send Villa crashing through.
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John carew rips Roger fucking johnsons head off and shoves it up Alex mcleeeeeeeshs bottom
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Central news just predicted heavy snow all day tomorrow in the west midlands-I think we can expect the game will be off!
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Central news just predicted heavy snow all day tomorrow in the west midlands-I think we can expect the game will be off!
Chance to get some more players fit then:-)
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Blues Dunne In!
Richard Dunne popped up from a corner to head in to give Villa a chance of making the Carling Cup final two years running.
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Hou-ve really Dunne it now.
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Gabriel Agianlahor flushes the shit oncemore
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Best-case scenario:
ALL-BIRMINGHAM TIE WON BY ALBRIGHTON
Worst-case scenario:
VILLA SUFFER WINTER BLUES
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Villa old boy gardener sends them packing.... ;)
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Villa old boy gardener sends them packing.... ;)
I would hope they would know how to spell his name if the need arises.
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Best-case scenario:
ALL-BIRMINGHAM TIE WON BY ALBRIGHTON
It would take something very special for that to happen.
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Agbonliball snow-man!
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Blues bow down yet again to their superiors.
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Rooney sleeps with 80yr midget pro.
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Rooney sleeps with 80yr midget pro.
Haha! This would be less surprising than some mentioned !! And highly amusing!
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Best-case scenario:
ALL-BIRMINGHAM TIE WON BY ALBRIGHTON
It would take something very special for that to happen.
Don't let an actual story get in the way of a good headline.
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Not Your Common-or-Gardner!
Gary upstages brother Craig with debut winner
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(Well, hopefully when he's fit and plays in his first derby)
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VILLA GIVE FANS A SEMI
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Indiana Villajk and the temple of doom.
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Gabs Bags Goals!
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The Young one
(Ashley bags a hat-trick in derby demolition)
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Blues Manager sacked after Quarter Final humiliation
HOU KNOWS WHERE VILLA ARE HEADING - McCLEISH GOES BLUE NOSE WHERE
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Mutant Ginger Hurtled out of the Cup.
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Blues Manager sacked after Quarter Final humiliation
HOU KNOWS WHERE VILLA ARE HEADING - McCLEISH GOES BLUE NOSE WHERE
Wonderful.
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EXCLUIVE!!! SPURS PLAYER GETS NEW HAIRCUT!!!
(details our thrilling win in brief paragraph on inside page)
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"Blues take Villa To Extra Time!"
A glorious defeat claims McTwat
They break yer 'art bleats Tom Ross
We ran out of steam admits Gardner
They ran out of pies moans Barry Austin
48 page pull out inside today's mail. (Includes a photo special of Knuckle Draggers wanted by the Police)
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MAIL EXCLUSIVE: CARR AND ZIGIC CONSOLE THEMSELVES IN DEFEAT BY AGREEING TO PLAY UNCLE FESTER AND LURCH IN "ADDAMS FAMILY" REMAKE
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Ground-Hogg Day
Villa Youngster ensures Blues still can't beat the Villa.
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Carnage at The Sty.
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Blues Lose
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I can't imagine why anyone would start a thread like this. I really can't. But then I'm paranoid and superstitious.
(no that's not a crap headline, just a crap post)
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Birthday Boy Bosses Blues.
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England's 2018 bid in tatters thanks to Brum Hooligans.
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EXCLUIVE!!! SPURS PLAYER GETS NEW HAIRCUT!!!
(details our thrilling win in brief paragraph on inside page)
Ha, this made me laugh. We won't be on the inside page because that will contain a detailed analysis of Spurs extensive injury problems to Van der Vaart and Kaboul....
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Ceefax Page
Birmingham City 0-1 Aston Villa
90 + 6 Gardner (OG)
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"Birmingham feels the blues as Bannan celebrates his birthday with a semi" .................
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The Blues Blubbers
Blue Noses sniff back tears after six goal Villa blizzard. "Snot fair, why did we draw bogey team?"
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Villa blow Noses out of cup.
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''Ridge-hell for Blues''
Liam Ridgewell scored an own goal, gave away a penalty and saw a red card as Birmingham were sent crashing out of the Carling Cup at the hands of their bitter rivals Aston Villa.
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Heartbreak Ridge?
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Villa out, but still the dominant force.
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"in freezing cold conditions Gabby still manages a SEMI" .........
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"exclusive new diana revelations" daily mail
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'Turd Rate Blues browned off'
Liam Ridgwell's bout of explosive diarrhoea as he heads into his own net adds to the misery for Small Heath.
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"Do you know these men?"
Police images of "men" who stood waving arms at eachother released either side of a Police cordon.
One later brutally overturned a newspaper stand in the city centre but Police have so far been unable to identify the man's rat like face under a cheap cap and girly face scarf. He was accompanied by a fat middle aged man who should know better but looks confused.
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'Kraut you go Blues'
German Market record takings before fans rampage
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Villa Chiller
'Late Dunne own-goal gifts victory to slum dwellers'
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'Blues Aid'
After seeing the state of Birmingham City's supporters on the televised game, the poorer nations of Africa pledge millions of dollars to help pay for brain surgery and liposuction.
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'Boys against men as Villa hit 10'
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"Down-ing and Out"
Stuart Downing scores six, with two perfect hat-tricks, as Villa put ten past local 'rivals'.
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Hou's that lying in the snow?
Blues players dejected as gift of the gab sends Villa through.
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Shower of shite Small Heath lose the fight.
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Bunch of c*nts get back to Muntz
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Villa flushed with success as Blues go down the pan
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'Villa march on'
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Foster Home Blunder ensures Villa adopt Semi success
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13 Hurt as Fat Barry Bluenose Tumbles Down Stairs
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Gabriel Agianlahor
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REF ROBS BLOSE OF WIN BEFORE CONCEDING 7 GOALS
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Birmingham City expelled from cup - scummy fans to blame
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Dunne and dusted
'Overweight Villa defender contributes to Blose victory'
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Ron Toss dies of heart attack
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Couldnt score in a brothel
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evil overcame good tonight!
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Read all about the victory in our 36 page special
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The Boy Dunne Wrong.
Heap of cow Dunne-g
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VILLA BLUES COST US WORLD CUP.
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BIRMINGHAM CITY PLAYERS TO GET MEDALS AFTER CUP WIN
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Trouble flares at second city derby
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Read all about the victory in our 36 page special
and look out for the announcement of the open top bus around the city to celebrate them winning their final before the semis.
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VILLA BLUES COST US WORLD CUP.
Its wouldnt be in the nations WC interests to highlight or mention the after match events.
Be interesting to see how much/little is made of tonights flare-up.
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The mirror (http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Midlands-derby-marred-by-seat-throwing-and-flares-ahead-of-World-Cup-vote-after-Birmingham-beat-Aston-Villa-in-Carling-Cup-article642271.html)
The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3256108/Trouble-flares-at-Birmingham-derby-clash.html)
Daily Mail (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3256108/Trouble-flares-at-Birmingham-derby-clash.html)
The Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8175162/Crowd-violence-sours-Birminghams-Carling-Cup-triumph-over-Aston-Villa-on-eve-of-2018-World-Cup-bid.html)
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"BLUES SHOW THEIR TRUE COLOURS"
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Dunne the Dunce.
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The mirror (http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Midlands-derby-marred-by-seat-throwing-and-flares-ahead-of-World-Cup-vote-after-Birmingham-beat-Aston-Villa-in-Carling-Cup-article642271.html)
The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3256108/Trouble-flares-at-Birmingham-derby-clash.html)
Daily Mail (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3256108/Trouble-flares-at-Birmingham-derby-clash.html)
The Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8175162/Crowd-violence-sours-Birminghams-Carling-Cup-triumph-over-Aston-Villa-on-eve-of-2018-World-Cup-bid.html)
How many of these Journo's were slammin the beeb for Panorama this week, yet when more news which potentially may also affect the WC outcome occurs, these same journo's do exactly the same thing and go and air it.
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Are you suggesting that the papers should just have ignored the trouble then?
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Birmingham Mail, Late Edition:
"Blues in open-top bus street celebrations"
By Colin Twattum, Birmingham City FC legend and Chief Correspondent
Birmingham City Council have granted Birmingham City FC, the club that share's the City's name, The People's Club, The club that all true Brummies support, a well deserved open-top bus hire, with a celebratory route through all of Chemsley Wood (Da Hood) after their victorious victory against The Vile.
Them Vilers never stood a chance in the game, or after it, as the Soooper Blues ripped into their defence for a tremendous victory that will be celebrated for years to come at Job Centres everywhere in this great City of ours, The city that bears the city's name.
After the open-top bus parade, there will be a chance for the players to meet the leader of the Council, at a proper posh civic reception, with sandwiches and crusts cut-off and other 'posh nosh' as I believe they call it, well deserved for the players indeed as they bear the city's name and will go down in the historic history of our historical club.
All hail the Soooper Blues, and look forward to the celebrations that will be going off everywhere from now on, with special commemorative mugs planned to fill with cuppa soup for those long winters days ahead after signing on has taken the wind out of you, rejoicing in our victory that surely must be the best one of the lot.
There will also be a Souvenir 48 page Mail special with all the photos of flares and stuff for you to keep, with me, Colin Twattum writing most of the stuff that's in it.
KRO and SOTV, yours truley, Colin.
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Are you suggesting that the papers should just have ignored the trouble then?
Im pointing out that if the beeb is criticised by the various media journo's for damaging the WC bid by airing that high audience rating panorama programme, then its double standards and just as damaging that those very same journo's/ media outlets then go and air the equally news worthy, football hooliganism happenings at blues, on the very same day the WC is awarded.
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Are you suggesting that the papers should just have ignored the trouble then?
Im pointing out that if the beeb is criticised by the various media journo's for damaging the WC bid by airing that high audience rating panorama programme, then its double standards and just as damaging that those very same journo's/ media outlets then go and air the equally news worthy, football hooliganism happenings at blues, on the very same day the WC is awarded.
Gotcha.
I agree then.