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Author Topic: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor  (Read 6484 times)

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2010, 11:40:43 PM »
Drowning not waving.
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Offline Villa'Zawg

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2010, 12:34:32 AM »
When the New York office of the White Star Line was informed that Titanic was in trouble, White Star Line Vice President P.A.S. Franklin announced " We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe the boat is unsinkable."
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Offline Risso

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2010, 12:43:18 AM »
Downing not waving.
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Offline TheSandman

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2010, 12:44:05 AM »
So which bastard is trying to scuttle us?
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Offline WALTERS WARRIORS

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2010, 01:16:54 AM »
Do you think we have sailed into the "Bermuda Triangle" ??
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Offline BannedUserIAT

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2010, 01:47:09 AM »
...meanwhile on board the SS Poseidon, Gene Hackman, frantically trying to get everyone to safety, notices a Frenchman, with a tiny little bucket, casually bailing water whilst waving to an imaginary crowd.
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Offline VillaZogmariner

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2010, 05:05:51 AM »
What the fuck?
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Offline BannedUserIAT

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2010, 06:27:43 AM »
Don't criticise...just add in a submarine-based load of shit.
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Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2010, 07:14:17 AM »
According to Doug, he once won the Americas Cup in a canoe.  On the lake at Brookvale Park.

Or something like that anyway.
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