Aston Villa: a Nautical Metaphor

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Drowning not waving.

[Villa'Zawg]

When the New York office of the White Star Line was informed that Titanic was in trouble, White Star Line Vice President P.A.S. Franklin announced " We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe the boat is unsinkable."

[Risso]

Downing not waving.

[TheSandman]

So which bastard is trying to scuttle us?

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Do you think we have sailed into the "Bermuda Triangle" ??

[BannedUserIAT]

...meanwhile on board the SS Poseidon, Gene Hackman, frantically trying to get everyone to safety, notices a Frenchman, with a tiny little bucket, casually bailing water whilst waving to an imaginary crowd.

[VillaZogmariner]

What the fuck?

[BannedUserIAT]

Don't criticise...just add in a submarine-based load of shit.

[TopDeck113]

According to Doug, he once won the Americas Cup in a canoe.  On the lake at Brookvale Park.

Or something like that anyway.