Is the game ready for gays?

[Ads]

A gay bloke used to fancy me last year. It was obvious to all, including me. Understandable for the fella, I am really sexy. A Jewish girl also fancied me something rotten as well, even after I’d made a faux par about why we call our mate Jamie a certain racial slur. Not the most comfortable ways to find out somebody is Jewish. Although she still ate pork and I told her I’d shown my solidarity for her faith. She then spent the next few months trying to see that solidarity.

Off topic, me? Never.

[PeterWithe]

It was the cork hurling goalkeeper.

They are very adventurous these gays aren't they?

[damon loves JT]

I have no gay best friends as I find I have little in common with the ones I've met.  For some reason they don't tend to share my main interests of football, tits and drinking beer, or enjoy discussing them.

You need to hook up with a few dykes. Make sure you're tooled up, mind

[cheltenhamlion]

My mate spent all of his time at my wedding reception trying to shag my wife's friend on the basis that she was a lesbian.

We met up a few weeks after the wedding, and he was very proud of attaining his target. Unfortunately he managed to prok her very straight and very ugly friend.

The lesbian he was after was sat on the next table.

[adrenachrome]

The game is not ready for the gays
Dehli is not ready for the games
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
And Harold Demure who's still not quite sure
Fires acorns from out of his tree
And is coming ready or not

[Salsa Party Animal]

Football is too macho game. I wonder do ladies football have lesbian footballer coming out.

[PeterWithe]

Football is too macho game. I wonder do ladies football have lesbian footballer coming out.

Funny you should say that, a daughter of a family friend 'wears comfortable shoes' and a is pretty good footballer from all accounts, she was saying that the few straight players in the one team she played for were treated with suspicion and in some cases hostility by the rest of the team. Cuts both ways I suppose *shrugs*

[damon loves JT]

Football is too macho game. I wonder do ladies football have lesbian footballer coming out.

you clearly don't follow women's football very closely

[KevinGage]

If a player celebrates a goal by having sex with his entire team, dressed as the Village People to a Eurodisco backing track

That was the toughest question from You are the Ref.

I think the correct answer is you award a red card to the goal scorer and yellow cards to the rest.

Very good.


It will take someone like that Gareth Thomas bloke to come out to make it OK. Some ugly no nonsense centre half who doesn't give a shit if the crowd give him dogs abuse. Preferably someone with his nose splattered halfway across his face or a guy who looks like a parachute jump gone wrong. That way, the crowd or even his own teammates won't feel so threatened.

Don't want to delve too much into this hornets nest though, some of my best friends own Right Said Fred CD's.

[DB]

...or watching any game recently. Most players I would not describe as 'macho', a bunch of diving , whining, play-acting twats.

[ktvillan]

I have no gay best friends as I find I have little in common with the ones I've met.  For some reason they don't tend to share my main interests of football, tits and drinking beer, or enjoy discussing them.

You need to hook up with a few dykes. Make sure you're tooled up, mind

Don't think I havent tried.

[5ft811st2 Durham]

No but non white players wouldn't try to bum you all the time :/

This is either a joke (an unfunny one), or you're a twat.

My guess is that it's ironic humour in the style of Ricky Gervais, and I found it amusing.

Certainly no grounds for calling the guy a twat.

[Ross]

If a player celebrates a goal by having sex with his entire team, dressed as the Village People to a Eurodisco backing track

That was the toughest question from You are the Ref.

I think the correct answer is you award a red card to the goal scorer and yellow cards to the rest.

Surely not a straight red?

[lovejoy]

There are plenty of gay footballers - the topic should be - Are the fans ready for gays?

[atomicjam]

Its a big fat 'no' from Croatian Football Federation president Vlatko Markovic, the twat;

08. 11. 10. - 16:00

Homosexuals banned from Croatian national team, says football federation president
Croatian Times

Croatian gay and lesbian associations have condemned Croatian Football Federation president Vlatko Markovic after he said there was no place for homosexuals in the national team.

"While I'm a president of the Croatian Football Federation, there will be no homosexuals playing in the national team", Vlatko Markovic said in an interview with Croatian national daily Vecernji List.

Asked whether in his career he has met a homosexual footballer, he has replied:

"Luckily, only normal people play football".

Gay and lesbian associations have informed the Croatian media that they will sue the Football Federation President for discrimination. They also intend to report Vlatko Markovic to UEFA.

The Croatian national football team is in the top ten of the FIFA world ranking.

http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Sports/2010-11-08/15006/Homosexuals_banned_from_Croatian_national_team,_says_football_federation_president