January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense

[TheSandman]

That ain't 8/10 though Bazz.

[Mazrim]

INB4? Is that C3PO's cousin?

"Generally used on internet forums, inb4 refers to a user posting a reply to a message/topic "before" another user posts an obvious response. When used appropriately, inb4 is followed by a word or short phrase that the user knows will eventually appear in the topic conversation."

It's never used appropriately. No more than kicking the shit out of the English language and raping it can be considered appropriate.

[The Situation]

And also - who has said he's the 5th best player in the world?

Read it in a recent Four Four Two magazine.

They put him ahead of Torres, Kaka, Villa, Rooney and Sneijder lol. Nearly fell off my chair when reading it so probably wasn't that funny...

No-one's doubting he's a very good left-winger, the hype he's been getting is OTT and laughable.

[dave.woodhall]

What's the joke?

The joke is 12 months ago no-one gave a monkeys (pun not intended) about Gareth Bale.

Every man and his dog said he couldn't defend, was inconsistent, questioned him if he was worth the money Spurs paid for him and to top it off had this daunting stat that he hadn't won a Premier League game for Spurs (correct me if i'm wrong...). INB4 ppl tell me he was upgraded to LW.

How do you go from that to be valued more than £40M and considered the 5th best player in the world in the space of 12 months? Mind boggling.

It's insane they've turned down that sort of money for Bale yet they're willing to spunk £30M on Llorente who would be a flop in the Premier League.

He'll be off to Madrid in the summer as he'll be Real's latest fancy boy and it'll be the last we'll ever hear of him until he returns to the Premier League in 2/3 years time after having a bad time in Madrid only to sign for Newcastle.

Gosh. Not only are you a late-lunching sex god, you also know more about football than the managers of Real Madrid and Spurs combined. We are truly honoured to have you in our company.

[The Situation]

INB4? Is that C3PO's cousin?

"Generally used on internet forums, inb4 refers to a user posting a reply to a message/topic "before" another user posts an obvious response. When used appropriately, inb4 is followed by a word or short phrase that the user knows will eventually appear in the topic conversation."

It's never used appropriately. No more than kicking the shit out of the English language and raping it can be considered appropriate.

It's just internet lingo which is used on internet forums... and we happen to be posting on a internet forum lol.

[VillaZogmariner]

That ain't 8/10 though Bazz.

Oh, so that's who the 8/10 poster was. In that case

[The Situation]

What's the joke?

The joke is 12 months ago no-one gave a monkeys (pun not intended) about Gareth Bale.

Every man and his dog said he couldn't defend, was inconsistent, questioned him if he was worth the money Spurs paid for him and to top it off had this daunting stat that he hadn't won a Premier League game for Spurs (correct me if i'm wrong...). INB4 ppl tell me he was upgraded to LW.

How do you go from that to be valued more than £40M and considered the 5th best player in the world in the space of 12 months? Mind boggling.

It's insane they've turned down that sort of money for Bale yet they're willing to spunk £30M on Llorente who would be a flop in the Premier League.

He'll be off to Madrid in the summer as he'll be Real's latest fancy boy and it'll be the last we'll ever hear of him until he returns to the Premier League in 2/3 years time after having a bad time in Madrid only to sign for Newcastle.

Gosh. Not only are you a late-lunching sex god, you also know more about football than the managers of Real Madrid and Spurs combined. We are truly honoured to have you in our company.

Laugh all you like... I don't care, the 8/10 with lunch thing was actually true, I just took it up a few notches and people took the bait and got really wound up thinking I was being serious lol. Jokes on them at the end of the day.

Anyways, I've had my say about Bale... people will see through his hype and overrated-ness soon. I'm glad you're honoured to have me in your company - I'm awesome! wait... not serious? maybe serious. no, not serious

[Jimbo]

Mods, can we make it a rule that if anyone uses 'lol' on this message board that they be tracked down by bloodhounds, smeared with Princes salmon paste and fed to a killer whale please? From now on. Thanks.

[VillaZogmariner]

What's the joke?

The joke is 12 months ago no-one gave a monkeys (pun not intended) about Gareth Bale.

Every man and his dog said he couldn't defend, was inconsistent, questioned him if he was worth the money Spurs paid for him and to top it off had this daunting stat that he hadn't won a Premier League game for Spurs (correct me if i'm wrong...). INB4 ppl tell me he was upgraded to LW.

How do you go from that to be valued more than £40M and considered the 5th best player in the world in the space of 12 months? Mind boggling.

It's insane they've turned down that sort of money for Bale yet they're willing to spunk £30M on Llorente who would be a flop in the Premier League.

He'll be off to Madrid in the summer as he'll be Real's latest fancy boy and it'll be the last we'll ever hear of him until he returns to the Premier League in 2/3 years time after having a bad time in Madrid only to sign for Newcastle.

Gosh. Not only are you a late-lunching sex god, you also know more about football than the managers of Real Madrid and Spurs combined. We are truly honoured to have you in our company.

Well he has played football at a high level!

[dave.woodhall]

Laugh all you like... I don't care, the 8/10 with lunch thing was actually true,

Gosh.

[The Situation]

What's the joke?

The joke is 12 months ago no-one gave a monkeys (pun not intended) about Gareth Bale.

Every man and his dog said he couldn't defend, was inconsistent, questioned him if he was worth the money Spurs paid for him and to top it off had this daunting stat that he hadn't won a Premier League game for Spurs (correct me if i'm wrong...). INB4 ppl tell me he was upgraded to LW.

How do you go from that to be valued more than £40M and considered the 5th best player in the world in the space of 12 months? Mind boggling.

It's insane they've turned down that sort of money for Bale yet they're willing to spunk £30M on Llorente who would be a flop in the Premier League.

He'll be off to Madrid in the summer as he'll be Real's latest fancy boy and it'll be the last we'll ever hear of him until he returns to the Premier League in 2/3 years time after having a bad time in Madrid only to sign for Newcastle.

Gosh. Not only are you a late-lunching sex god, you also know more about football than the managers of Real Madrid and Spurs combined. We are truly honoured to have you in our company.

Well he has played football at a high level!

So if you say on this site you went out to lunch with an attractive looking woman and you played football in an academy it means you're lying?

Damn, I wish I was a boring nobody who isn't trying to be successful in life!

[DrGonzo]

8/10?

[TheSandman]

So if you say on this site you went out to lunch with an attractive looking woman and you played football in an academy it means you're lying?

Damn, I wish I was a boring nobody who isn't trying to be successful in life!

I don't think anyone is accusing you of lying.

[Tom_Mc9?]

As long as I can remember, I've been pretty shite at football. I can honestly say though, that I don't suffer from pangs of jealousy towards those who have played at a football academy. Maybe it's just me. And regarding 8/10s, oh dear.

[Toronto Villa]

8/10?

fuck me. If you want to lose weight take a look at that after every meal.