January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense

[sheldon nose]

Hey sheldon don't you have any fans on your forum to chat to? If so ask them why struggling old Aston villa can sign top quality like jean makoun while you are being rejected by that reject himself kenny miller- small time club and small time fans!

We can and always will attract class players because we have and always will be the only team in the midlands worth playing for!

haha this makoun fella (who ive never heard of by the way)will he be making his debut sunday?

[TheSandman]

I am absolutely amazed that Houllier isn't looking at signing a striker.

He has 'relegation' tattooed on his forehead if you ask me.

What if the mystery striker is not Benzema? What if Houllier is just playing his cards close to his chest or trying not to raise peoples hopes?

[Ger Regan]

Hey sheldon don't you have any fans on your forum to chat to?

I think most of them are still trying to find the switch to turn on the internets.

[TimTheVillain]

I am absolutely amazed that Houllier isn't looking at signing a striker.

He has 'relegation' tattooed on his forehead if you ask me.

What if the mystery striker is not Benzema? What if Houllier is just playing his cards close to his chest or trying not to raise peoples hopes?

What if he's managing expectations by telling the truth ?

[The Situation]

Oh man, if we sign Klose that would be fantastic - exactly the type of striker we need. I understand our current situation in the league isn't looking great but if we could sign a player of Klose's calibre I have no doubt we could really turn our season around completely. I do wish Real Madrid would just fuck off, they're equally annoying as Man $hitty just signing everyone and then leaving them on the bench when there are clubs who genuinely need players rather than Real and Citeh just having them as prized possesions.


How bitter would those noses be if we sign a world class striker.

[The Situation]

Hey sheldon don't you have any fans on your forum to chat to? If so ask them why struggling old Aston villa can sign top quality like jean makoun while you are being rejected by that reject himself kenny miller- small time club and small time fans!

We can and always will attract class players because we have and always will be the only team in the midlands worth playing for!

haha this makoun fella (who ive never heard of by the way)will he be making his debut sunday?

Never heard of half your team... oh wait, yes I do, they used to play for Villa but were sold because they weren't good enough. We're like the Kings and you're the peasants feeding off our scraps.

[luke25]

We should tell Madrid we won't scupper there deal for Klose if they let us have Benzema ;-)

[eastie]

If klose goes to Madrid we will then get benzema who has reportedly said he wants to play for houllier at villa - happier to be chasing benzema , klose and makoun than the liked of miller , bentley and co - small Heath will always be exactly what the name says, small!

Makoun will not be playing Sunday but we will still win without him.

[sheldon nose]

Oh man, if we sign Klose that would be fantastic - exactly the type of striker we need. I understand our current situation in the league isn't looking great but if we could sign a player of Klose's calibre I have no doubt we could really turn our season around completely. I do wish Real Madrid would just fuck off, they're equally annoying as Man $hitty just signing everyone and then leaving them on the bench when there are clubs who genuinely need players rather than Real and Citeh just having them as prized possesions.


How bitter would those noses be if we sign a world class striker.

hahhahahahahha klose???ffs get real.......

[gervilla]

Oh man, if we sign Klose that would be fantastic - exactly the type of striker we need. I understand our current situation in the league isn't looking great but if we could sign a player of Klose's calibre I have no doubt we could really turn our season around completely. I do wish Real Madrid would just fuck off, they're equally annoying as Man $hitty just signing everyone and then leaving them on the bench when there are clubs who genuinely need players rather than Real and Citeh just having them as prized possesions.


How bitter would those noses be if we sign a world class striker.

hahhahahahahha klose???ffs get real.......

Well he's no Robbie Keane, thats 4 sure.

[sheldon nose]

Thats the best laugh ive had in ages.....klose?as if hes going to sign for villa and benzema,these type of players want european football ffs....come on wake up and smell the coffee...

[bertlambshank]

Thats the best laugh ive had in ages.....klose?as if hes going to sign for villa and benzema,these type of players want european football ffs....come on wake up and smell the coffee...

Better than smelling you!

[luke25]

Thats the best laugh ive had in ages.....klose?as if hes going to sign for villa and benzema,these type of players want european football ffs....come on wake up and smell the coffee...

This is a transfer and rumour thread, we talk about, discuss and bitch over players were linked too, just so happens we've been linked too Klose and Benzema so naturally it'll be discussed, however unlikely it is to happen

[saunders_heroes]

Thats the best laugh ive had in ages.....klose?as if hes going to sign for villa and benzema,these type of players want european football ffs....come on wake up and smell the coffee...

The best laugh I've had in the last few days was the news that Small Heath had resorted to giving away free tickets for the Villa game on Sunday.

[eastie]

Benzema has already said he would be happy to join villa if houllier wants him, houllier was his manager at Lyon - unlike miller who has laughed at the Ginger ninja who used to manage him- robbie keane would rather play for villa than blues but he doesn't have the option.

If west ham, Newcastle , or any other premier team come in for keane then blues have no hope .