The Martin O'Neill thread (with added sacking #2188)

[curiousorange]

Our American guy took a punt
On a man we presumed excellent
When he spent all the cash
He inevitably dashed
And confirmed to us all he's an arse.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

When Maz was particularly small
Martin left Villa to fall
We never knew why
Though Villadawg did cry
Singing "MON 'til I die."

At the abuse of his height
Maz offered to fight
A giant from the Isle of Man
But as he got near
Lil' Maz filled with fear
Running back to Snow White for a new plan.

 

[Mazrim]

Terribad.

[olaftab]

Every now and again a seemingly mundane thread burst into delicious life, good work fellas!

You are in trouble now. O'Neil's going to sue you for calling a thread in his name mundane!

[Mazrim]

Mondane.

[not3bad]

Jump!  Jump!
Not3bad'll make ya
Jump! Jump!

Bad3not'll make ya
Jump...

I'll get me coat.

[Pat McMahon]

You can't keep spending more than your income and you can't rely on the benevolence of your owner forever.

Is this a Villa thread or a transcript of Angela Merkel talking to Greece / Spain / Ireland?

[Brend'Watkins]

This thread will go for ages and ages
Already clocked 62 pages
The legend of MON
how nothing he won
And no mention of those Spurs wages.

[eamonn]

Fair play to the nu-droid but Mazrim in particular. Those exchanges should be put in fanzine. Fantastic word-play and not a Green, Damon or Brian,  in sight.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

There once was a man called Maz
Who's height was really quite bad
Tall steps you see
were his enemy
He looks like a minituare pony

[Percy McCarthy]

 
I won't be taking the piss, me.
Like Maz, I'm not very big, see?
Though Riss may be tall,
And handsome an' all,
Intellectually he's a pygmy.

[Mazrim]

There once was a man called Mark Fletcher.
Who was carried away on a stretcher.
Three weeks in IC.
Cos of little old me.
He won't dis me again, I betcha.

[Percy McCarthy]

B-lose have got an actual midget on the firm. They made me promise not to tell 'all them down the Villa'.

Oops.

[Risso]

There was an old man from the 'wood
Who struggled to be understood
Talks of zonal defence
with a lack of credence
He'd be as clever as me if he could

[MarkM]

I work for a Washington [the original one] based company and many are Sunderland fans, I was up there yesterday and here is a flavour for there thoughts on MON

"He always plays the same players no matter what!"
"He hardly ever uses his subs and when he does its always too late in the game"
"He doesnt seem to like any of our youngsters"
"He has apparently said to the board that he wants more money to buy more players, but our bench is full of players he never picks"
"His style of play is so bloody boring I'm thinking of not renewing my season ticket next season, I had asked myself what I was doing there the other week!"
"He is like a 90's manager stuck in a timewarp"

All those were honest thoughts from the Sunderland fans I spoke to yesterday