The Martin O'Neill thread (with added sacking #2188)

[Risso]

If Maz is going to do a rap song, surely it should be "I wish was a little bit taller" by Skee-Lo?

[eastie]

Villadroid has made a memorable start to his time on here, both he and maz have been excellent with their witty retorts and impossible to separate- I would call it a draw.

You can't be serious?

Code violation mr mazrim, game set and match to mr villadroid !

[LeeB]

If Maz is going to do a rap song, surely it should be "I wish was a little bit taller" by Skee-Lo?

Dissed.

[Villadroid]

Thanks to Maz it was a good laugh!

I loved your altar and Gibraltar rhyme.

[Legion]

At least it didn't falter.

[Dave Cooper please]

Every now and again a seemingly mundane thread burst into delicious life, good work fellas!

[Rip Van We Go Again]

There once was a Manager called O'Neill
Who was a fucking wanker
A FUCKING WANKER I SAY

Doesn't rhyme, isn't a poem but Expresses my feelings nicely.

[Mazrim]

You've made a powerful enemy of average height Risso.

And I decree that all arguments/debates and shenanigans are settled by Limerick/ Haiku/ Rap battles from this day hence.

[johnc]

You've made a powerful enemy of average height Risso.

And I decree that all arguments/debates and shenanigans are settled by Limerick/ Haiku/ Rap battles from this day hence.

All further arguments could be settle by a "rick-off"

[Legion]

You've made a powerful enemy of average height Risso.

And I decree that all arguments/debates and shenanigans are settled by Limerick/ Haiku/ Rap battles from this day hence.

Mazrim is not tall
Risso has upset Mazrim
O'Neill is Judas

[peter w]

Maz spake with a rhyme tis true
But mention his height and he slew
His wit is his knife
But  the bane of his life
Was that he was a dwarf

[Mazrim]

Need I remind you again
That I am in fact five foot ten
Now peter for reals
Is not that in high heels
So how you like dem apples then?

[peter w]

I'm sure you're a 5 ft pup
And that your house is tiny egg cup
But bring it to me
And everyone will see
That I'll buss you up,paruuupppp puppp puppp

[LeeB]

Risso's jibe called on Maz to come forth,
And pick up his tools and head north,
He said "All this frontin',
will force me a huntin'"
But beware of the Manx Whicker Dwarf.

[dave shelley]

The boys on here are all rhyming
Which isn't exactly good timing
As we continue to slide down
As the results of a clown
Whose spending uncontrolled went away smiling.