The Martin O'Neill thread (with added sacking #2188)

[LeeB]

This is the tale of MON,
At the first sign of strife he was gone,
Given the shit left behind,
It staggers me to find,
He still gives some fans a hard-on.

[Concrete John]

Martin left us at a really bad time
With the finances all up the spout
We've struggled since then
As Randy has shown his failings
But Lambert has got us back on the right track

Yes, I know it doesn't rhyme, but quite factually accurate, I think!

[Drummond]

Martin O'Neill is a right twat,
He left us a while then the Black Cats,
He's bound to fuck up,
and not win a Cup,
But Pied Piper like his fans follow; Rats.

[Mazrim]

A villadroid argued with zeal.
And used flowery speech to conceal
That its really MONs fault.
That there's naught in the vault.
And his shabbiness now is revealed.


Step to me punk and you're gonna get served.

A Villadroid who had him some moxy
Agreed that his team's a bit poxy
But scapegoat's the game
When they hand out the shame
And he's not happy with that orthodoxy

Scapegoat? Alas there's no sign.
Of a man whose MO is resign.
When the going gets tough
He is gone in a puff.
And his lawsuits ne'er too far behind.

So speak no more of this bolter.
Who left us adrift at the altar.
With a few days to go.
To the start of the show.
He was tanning his arse in Gibraltar.

That fairytale has some appeal
Because Randy he chose to conceal
He told loyal Villa fools
It's those financial rules
But has gone beyond that in his zeal

It seems that it's all very handy.
To blame all our woes upon Randy
But this thread concerns MON
And how he did us wrong.
But you still think him sweeter than candy.

Nobody absolves Mr Lerner
But its not like he's here for an earner.
We were bleeding cash
But we'll rise from the ash.
With plans that have never been firmer.

Now off to the Mackems with haste.
They will tell you of similar waste.
The lustre has faded.
Their joy is downgraded.
An all too familiar taste.

For they too have a yank that gave freely.
To the legend to wheelie and dealie.
The result is the same.
What they see is so lame.
So we're seeing a theme all too clearly.

[not3bad]

Kind of like the H & V version of 8 Mile.

[LeeB]

Kind of like the H & V version of 8 Mile.

Droppin' science on O'Neill's over-reliance (of his first eleven).

[Mazrim]

Everybody in the H & V,
wave your mother fucking hands if you're down with me.
Everybody in the H & V wave your mother fuckin's if you're down with me.
Huh.

I'm Mazrim, from the east of Brum.
Got a silver tongue.
When I get my rhymes on it's fun.
Haven't rhymed lately.
Not since the 80s.
I'm like a rap pirate with me mateys.
Dont hate me.

Villadroid wants to step to me.
Get next to me.
But his skills are all 19th century.
From a dictionary.
So I neutralize like a vasectomy.
Uh.

I think this guys screws are loose. He's confused.
With the man whose hair is pubes.
Who cut loose.
Now he be ragin on the billionaire.
Maybe he bought his shares.
I dont care. He put his money there.

He didn't lickety splitty and get strictly legitty with a wickety writty for 2 million and fitty.
Looks like Alex Polizzi and the Mackems are shitty, getting nitty and gritty and so he'll lickety splitty.
Word!

I'm done *throws mic down*.

[Mister E]

Mart O’Neill arrived with some zeal
At Villa, Randy held some appeal.
The money he spent;
and the squad minus Bent
are still on an uneven keel.

The media did come out all flush,
Having talked up MON’s skills with a push;
but now he’s come down
and acting the clown
The reporters do now so blush.

[Drummond]

Everybody in the H & V,
wave your mother fucking hands if you're down with me.
Everybody in the H & V wave your mother fuckin's if you're down with me.
Huh.

I'm Mazrim, from the east of Brum.
Got a silver tongue.
When I get my rhymes on it's fun.
Haven't rhymed lately.
Not since the 80s.
I'm like a rap pirate with me mateys.
Dont hate me.

Villadroid wants to step to me.
Get next to me.
But his skills are all 19th century.
From a dictionary.
So I neutralize like a vasectomy.
Uh.

I think this guys screws are loose. He's confused.
With the man whose hair is pubes.
Who cut loose.
Now he be ragin on the billionaire.
Maybe he bought his shares.
I dont care. He put his money there.

He didn't lickety splitty and get strictly legitty with a wickety writty for 2 million and fitty.
Looks like Alex Polizzi and the Mackems are shitty, getting nitty and gritty and so he'll lickety splitty.
Word!

I'm done *throws mic down*.

I reckon you'd get on right well with that Tulisa bird, what with your Urban roots.

[Villadroid]

Everybody in the H & V,
wave your mother fucking hands if you're down with me.
Everybody in the H & V wave your mother fuckin's if you're down with me.
Huh.

I'm Mazrim, from the east of Brum.
Got a silver tongue.
When I get my rhymes on it's fun.
Haven't rhymed lately.
Not since the 80s.
I'm like a rap pirate with me mateys.
Dont hate me.

Villadroid wants to step to me.
Get next to me.
But his skills are all 19th century.
From a dictionary.
So I neutralize like a vasectomy.
Uh.

I think this guys screws are loose. He's confused.
With the man whose hair is pubes.
Who cut loose.
Now he be ragin on the billionaire.
Maybe he bought his shares.
I dont care. He put his money there.

He didn't lickety splitty and get strictly legitty with a wickety writty for 2 million and fitty.
Looks like Alex Polizzi and the Mackems are shitty, getting nitty and gritty and so he'll lickety splitty.
Word!

I'm done *throws mic down*.

Those 80s rappers of the old school
They were so down and so cool
I was there when it all began
And they were never caught sucking up to the man
Mazrim's gone and out of that scene
He' no Tinie Tempah or Dr Green
He's go no ammo and he's got no gun
Just another wannabe 2Pac - minus one

[McGraths Dry Cleaning]

Everybody in the H & V,
wave your mother fucking hands if you're down with me.
Everybody in the H & V wave your mother fuckin's if you're down with me.
Huh.

I'm Mazrim, from the east of Brum.
Got a silver tongue.
When I get my rhymes on it's fun.
Haven't rhymed lately.
Not since the 80s.
I'm like a rap pirate with me mateys.
Dont hate me.

Villadroid wants to step to me.
Get next to me.
But his skills are all 19th century.
From a dictionary.
So I neutralize like a vasectomy.
Uh.

I think this guys screws are loose. He's confused.
With the man whose hair is pubes.
Who cut loose.
Now he be ragin on the billionaire.
Maybe he bought his shares.
I dont care. He put his money there.

He didn't lickety splitty and get strictly legitty with a wickety writty for 2 million and fitty.
Looks like Alex Polizzi and the Mackems are shitty, getting nitty and gritty and so he'll lickety splitty.
Word!

I'm done *throws mic down*.

Those 80s rappers of the old school
They were so down and so cool
I was there when it all began
And they were never caught sucking up to the man
Mazrim's gone and out of that scene
He' no Tinie Tempah or Dr Green
He's go no ammo and he's got no gun
Just another wannabe 2Pac - minus one

Who will win the battle to become Vanilla Ice?

Yo VP lets kick it.....ahem.....

[eastie]

Villadroid has made a memorable start to his time on here, both he and maz have been excellent with their witty retorts and impossible to separate- I would call it a draw.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Where's that boss eyed bloke from That's Life when you need him?
Has he been implicated in the Savile scandal yet? He looked a wrong 'un.

Doc Cox? 

Robert "Doc" Cox, TV journalist and musician aka Ivor Biggun.

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[JUAN PABLO]

and signing like Ashley Young from the football league are fine and that was not *these days*

Watford were in the prem when we signed him

oh right  , they didnt go down then ..   unusual for struggling teams to let go of their best players

[Mazrim]

Villadroid has made a memorable start to his time on here, both he and maz have been excellent with their witty retorts and impossible to separate- I would call it a draw.

You can't be serious?