The replacement for MON...?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

What do you expect when I only get to post at the scrag end of punathons.

[TheEgo]

I reckon he's been given the bird

[TheEgo]

Whilst im at it, why are the board so sheepish at the moment?

[Simba]

Bloody Hell Mark you really thought about that one.

Now get stuffed.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

They're like rabbits in the headlights.

[Simba]

Whilst im at it, why are the board so sheepish at the moment?

Wool over the eyes.

[Simba]

Is it finished now?

Wife is waiting I need to get layed.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Say what you want about him but he's certainly got a loin heart.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I'd Like Lawro to manage us, i'd like to see him mincing down the touchline.

[TheEgo]

If they appoint a big name, it will be one in the ribeye for the critics

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Heard we're after Owen Coyle now.

Trotters will be pissed off.

[Simba]

Yup they say the Stoke crowd is crackling with tension

[Simba]

Ok. well done. Made a bad day into a laugh. Thanks. Mark- you need help mate. Tell us an udder one.

Fuck I have seldom laughed as much as that. Pathetic.

[Small Rodent]

I have lived in the UK for 43 years and have never heard of Walter Smith being anything to do with food or livestock.

Have I missed the point because the joke is very, very, local?

[Legion]

It's a chain of butcher's shop's.