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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #570 on: August 12, 2010, 03:24:58 PM »

Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

Word of advice Lee, don't ever ask Dr Dre if he's a real Doctor, made that mistake once and caused myself a whole load of bother. If he'd just told me to fuck off that would have been fine, still not convinced he's qualified to call himself a Dr unlike Dr Alban

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #571 on: August 12, 2010, 03:32:29 PM »
Thanks for the heads up Chris, but if he busts that shit with me, I'll pop a cap in his fat ass.

I didn't realise Dr All-Bran was a real doctor.

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #572 on: August 12, 2010, 03:34:01 PM »
Dr Dre's dead. He's locked in my basement.

*nods*

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #573 on: August 12, 2010, 03:37:34 PM »
Thanks for the heads up Chris, but if he busts that shit with me, I'll pop a cap in his fat ass.


Word. Youknowwhatimsaying.

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #574 on: August 12, 2010, 04:00:51 PM »
Thanks for the heads up Chris, but if he busts that shit with me, I'll pop a cap in his fat ass.

Thats fat/phat and dope........I reckon........

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #575 on: August 12, 2010, 04:19:30 PM »
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Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

In answer to your question Lee, I am a witch-doctor.

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #576 on: August 12, 2010, 04:35:05 PM »
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Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

In answer to your question Lee, I am a witch-doctor.

Doc, that's what I'm trying to ascertain. Witch type of doctor are you?

Offline Chris Smith

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #577 on: August 12, 2010, 05:28:46 PM »

Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

Word of advice Lee, don't ever ask Dr Dre if he's a real Doctor, made that mistake once and caused myself a whole load of bother. If he'd just told me to fuck off that would have been fine, still not convinced he's qualified to call himself a Dr unlike Dr Alban

Dr Alimantado was the man you wanted, he was born for the purpose of fixing your back.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #578 on: August 12, 2010, 05:29:53 PM »

Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

Word of advice Lee, don't ever ask Dr Dre if he's a real Doctor, made that mistake once and caused myself a whole load of bother. If he'd just told me to fuck off that would have been fine, still not convinced he's qualified to call himself a Dr unlike Dr Alban

Dr Alimantado was the man you wanted, he was born for the purpose of fixing your back.

Judging by your depressed state Chris, I reckon you need a visit from The Beatles Dr.Robert.

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #579 on: August 13, 2010, 08:17:51 AM »
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Following on from Chris, Doc, can I ask are you a real doctor? You know like the ones who write perscriptions, charge you to sign your passports and play 4 rounds of golf a week, or are you just one of them geezers who knows loads and loads about rocks and shit.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off like.

UTV, Lee.

In answer to your question Lee, I am a witch-doctor.

Doc, that's what I'm trying to ascertain. Witch type of doctor are you?

Lee I am actually not any sort of qualified Doctor, and my "handle" comes from my first ever cheque book that was sent to me as my name printed on it was Dr Butler (my middle initial is R) and when the lads I played football heard about it the name has since then stuck.

UTV
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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #580 on: August 13, 2010, 09:16:09 AM »
Lee I am actually not any sort of qualified Doctor, and my "handle" comes from my first ever cheque book that was sent to me as my name printed on it was Dr Butler (my middle initial is R) and when the lads I played football heard about it the name has since then stuck.

Yet another internet illusion shattered.

Offline Dr Butler

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #581 on: August 13, 2010, 09:39:07 AM »
Lee I am actually not any sort of qualified Doctor, and my "handle" comes from my first ever cheque book that was sent to me as my name printed on it was Dr Butler (my middle initial is R) and when the lads I played football heard about it the name has since then stuck.

Yet another internet illusion shattered.

sorry Lizz,  :)
I suppose it does not count that I actually do work in the Medical profession ? 

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #582 on: August 13, 2010, 10:38:27 AM »
Dr Dre's dead. He's locked in my basement.

*nods*

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips;
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre

Offline Concrete John

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #583 on: August 13, 2010, 10:45:08 AM »
Dr Dre's dead. He's locked in my basement.

*nods*

Is anyone else wondering why you'd have to lock him in if he's already dead?

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Re: The end is nigh.
« Reply #584 on: August 13, 2010, 11:56:04 AM »

sorry Lizz,  :)
I suppose it does not count that I actually do work in the Medical profession ? 


I bet that's what you tell all the girls.

 


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